Don't Make Us Stalk You!!!!!!!!!

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Nightstalkers

Guest
ITS BEAT UP ON OTHER CPAers!

Lets begin with the ground rules: there are none! get ready, on my mark, go.

*Knocks Nightstalkers completely unconscious.*
 
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Mazzak

Guest
Mazzak makes his return to the arena with style.

<thwump>

Oh yeah, well your mom is like the cheese- old and moldy!

<boom>

Son of a monkey's uncle!

<crash>

Yes, that is in fact a monkey's cousin!

<whump>

Pbttthhh!!!

<fizzle>

HAHA!!!

<Mazzak leaps into the air>
 
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Prince RXI

Guest
*A hole appears in mid-air and out pops RXI... as well as Rain M. Dala*

"Lets get this party started with a brand new beat!"

*RXI and Rain replenish the Nightstalkers, RXI pulls out his sword, Rain pulls out her staff, and they start beating up Mazzak.*

Rain: "Seal force!"

*Mazzak's form and powers lock up.*





Prince RXI, back in the fray... with my love
 
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Mazzak

Guest
"Four can play at that game!"

<Mazzak, deity as he is, ignores Rain's spell, zips into the shadows for a second, and comes back out on his airship, crashing it into RXI and Rain. Mazzak and Zhyanno step out of the wreckage, unscathed of course.>

Zhyanno: Oh dear! Mazzie, you seem to have wrecked our fliederboot!

Mazzak: Eh. I can cook up another one anytime. For now, let's get these suckas!

Zhyanno: Silly expression, that.

Mazzak: Said the one who so recently called the airship a "fliederboot"!

<Zhyanno sticks her tongue out at Mazzak as the two of them draw their blades with glee>
 
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Prince RXI

Guest
*RXI, beening a diety as well, teleported Rain and himself out of the way of the airship.*

"Mazzak! How about a one on one with only our blades? No magic. What says the?"





Prince RXI, hurtin for a real fair fight.
 
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Svenmonkey

Guest
Beening... is that like having been something in the present tense?

It had better be...
 
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Mazzak

Guest
<The entire concept of "beening" blows Sven's mind>


"I'm always up for a good old-fashioned match"

Mazzak waves his blade in a circle and it whispers the word "Ondezh" into the air...and is now crossed with RXI's sword.

"Anytime now"
 
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Prince RXI

Guest
"Very well. Talk is cheap. Now there is only to fight!"

*RXI slices across Mazzak's blade and pulls into parry with side-back defense stance. RXI pulls out his shield.*





Prince RXI, enbrovia
 
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Mazzak

Guest
Mazzak gracefully recovers from RXI's opening attack and sets up the Ondezh attack stance. Without a sound the blade leaps forward and carves a smiley face on RXI's shield, and then Mazzak has taken on a defensive pose with his armored gauntlet raised.

Meanwhile, the girls place bets on the winner while thwarting the occasional nightstalker attack.
 
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Nightstalkers

Guest
*Nightstalkers devise another stupid plan: A female Nightstalker streaks across the forum.*

Whaaaa.... Shes not with us :confused:

*Questor Thews begins to fling spells wildly around the room.*


(Nightstalker catches on fire)
(Mazzak becomes a pink rabbit)
(The room melts)
(Roll 5 to win a free car!)
(Starts raining rats, cats, and dilbert)

Questor Thews unleashes the first power of Thews! A fantasy dragon appears and begins to bore everyone to death with its supreme knowledge of everything.
 
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Prince RXI

Guest
**After having LoreLaDier as a Guardian, nothing bores RXI**

*RXI bounces his shield forward and back up and the smiley face disappears. RXI then uses his shield to knock Mazzak's hand away, and follows quickly with his blade, aiming at Mazzak's right shoulder.*





Prince RXI, retranotav
 
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Nightstalkers

Guest
Seeing the impending danger, Questor smashes a Ming Vase over Mazzaks head before he could properly reply to RXI's attack.
 
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Prince RXI

Guest
*RXI immediatly stops his strike, turns to Questor, and promptly cuts Questor's head clean off Questor's shoulders. Then he burns the corpse.*

"Nobody may interfere with an honorable swordsmen's duel!"

*RXI turns to Mazzak*

"Sorry about that. I will let you get to your feet and regain your breath before we continue, or do you want to take care of the Nightstalkers first?"





Prince RXI, Milengtie
 
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Mazzak

Guest
The ming vase was a sock, and I was a pink rabbit, so everything kind of, well, missed. Bloody Nightstalkers.
Also, upon becoming a rabbit, I fell onto a six sided die and imagine my surprise as I rolled a five...

<a new car comes speeding in and starts running over Nightstalkers left and right>

<Mazzak resumes his original form>

Well, now. back to the fighty-thingy.

<again a silence permeates the air as Ondezh strikes out, weaving its way between air molecules like an eel in water. The thrust is directed at RXI's torso but Mazzak is looking devious>
 
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Nightstalkers

Guest
Questor, still shaken by the immense power he has unleashed, decides to launch another volley of spells.

*Nightstalkers run like scared rabbits*

Veta Mortis Vallio!

(Mazzaks head pops off)
(RXI is replaced with Mazzaks decapitated body)
(Mazzaks head is turned into a turnip)
(Questor is hit by a lightning bolt)
(Dead CPAers rise up from the ground and begin attacking the three)
(Morbid figures begin to watch the spectacle)
 
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Prince RXI

Guest
"Mazzak, I think this duel must be postponed..."

*RXI summons a giant wasp and orders it to find and kill Questor. The wasp goes, finds Questor, kills Questor, and lays it's eggs in Questor's corpse.*





Prince RXI, monsetrotie
 
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Nightstalkers

Guest
Dark forms appear and light Questors body on fire in the sacred spell of resurrection.

Questor: "Ok, I'll leave."

*Questor walks out of the room brushing off tattered peaces of his old flesh.*
 
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