Do you have a life?

Discussion in 'Off Topic' started by Mr.Gnome, Oct 28, 2001.

  1. Mr.Gnome The Great Flaming Gnome

    Who here has a life? Answer these questions and find out!

    1. When go online the first thing you do is:
    A. Sign on to an Instant Messenger program and see who's on.
    B. Go straight to a gaming site and check out the newest updates.


    2. On a friday night would you rather
    A. Hang out with your girlfriend
    B. Go to the nearest Magic or other gaming tourny

    3. You just got $100 bucks from your paycheck or something you
    A. Save most of the money for a car or something
    B. Go to the nearest gaming store and buy a box

    4. The pre release date is on your girlfriends birthday you
    A. Easily skip the tourny and go to your GF's birthday party
    B. Make an excuse and go to the pre release

    5. You are online for
    A. At most 5 hours per day
    B. Greater then 5 hours

    6. Wherever you go you
    A. Just carry around whatever you need
    B. Keep a Lightning bolt and a counterspell handy, "just in case".

    7. You see a pretty girl you know and someone you've never met that is carrying a magic card you
    A. Talk to the girl and maybe say hello and introduce yourself to the other dude
    B. Run up to the other dude as fast as you can an srart discussing stragey

    8. You have no girlfriend and there is a school dance on friday, this coincides with the school dance, you
    A. Go to the dance, hand with your friends and maybe meet someone you like.
    B. Ditch your friends and play in the tourney

    9. When someone says the word Orangutan you
    A. Don't do anything out of the ordinary
    B. Start giggling about the Uktabi Urangutan Art (2 monkeys "Monkeying" around)

    10. When the guy on the news says "Fires has completly destroyed the downtown area" you
    A. Hope no one is hurt
    B. Hope they print the decklist so you can see how it worked


    Okey, if you answered over 7 "A" then you have a life
    Any less and you have various degrees of no lifeness
  2. terzarima New Member

    I have no life... but that's because of band... *sigh* the life of a band geek/geek in general...

    1. When go online the first thing you do is:
    A. Sign on to an Instant Messenger program and see who's on.
    B. Go straight to a gaming site and check out the newest updates.
    (Both!!!)

    2. On a friday night would you rather
    A. Hang out with your girlfriend
    (If I had one.... :rolleyes: )

    3. You just got $100 bucks from your paycheck or something you
    A. Save most of the money for a car or something
    (I'm a saver not a spender... the most I've ever spent is probably 20 on 5 packs :) )

    4. The pre release date is on your girlfriends birthday you
    A. Easily skip the tourny and go to your GF's birthday party
    (Damn level one judging....)

    5. You are online for
    A. At most 5 hours per day

    6. Wherever you go you
    A. Just carry around whatever you need

    7. You see a pretty girl you know and someone you've never met that is carrying a magic card you
    B. Run up to the other dude as fast as you can an srart discussing stragey (I hate to say it, but girls make me nervous :) )

    8. You have no girlfriend and there is a school dance on friday, this coincides with the school dance, you
    A. Go to the dance, hand with your friends and maybe meet someone you like.

    9. When someone says the word Orangutan you
    A. Don't do anything out of the ordinary

    10. When the guy on the news says "Fires has completly destroyed the downtown area" you
    B. Hope they print the decklist so you can see how it worked
  3. Zadok001 CPA Founder, Greater Good

    1. C - Go to the CPA and check the boards. Then check my email. :)

    2. C - Talk to my wonderful girlfriend online, since she's in frickin' BALTIMORE (anyone here in Baltimore? Mind dropping in on her to scare her half to death for me? PM me)... *sigh* AND go to FNM, since it starts at 10 PM her time, and it's usually time for her to sleep anyways. :)

    3. C - Toss it in the bank and never take it out, 'cause I'm a miser in the purest sense of the word. I have 80+ dollars in my wallet at all times. Why? "Just in case." "In case of what?" "I dunno." "What 'in case' costs $80?" "What if several 'in cases' happen at once?" "You moron." "Yups." :)

    4. C - I forget her birthday. She forgets her birthday. I go the prerelease, come back, and hang out with her for about 6 hours. Towards the end of the evening, it occurs to me that it's her birthday. We both shrug and ignore it. :)

    5. B. I'm online 24/7 if I have the option!

    6. C - Carry around half the my weight in useless items "Just in case," ranging from Magic decks to a leatherman, a graphing calculator, fourty dice, a roll of duct tape, and - You get the idea.

    7. C - Don't talk to either one. :) /me is ANTI-social.

    8. LOL! Surely you jest! Let's talk about the "Have no girlfriend" part first. Then we'll discuss my utter hatred for dances. Then we'll discuss the fact that my ENTIRE high school was made up of geeks not disimilar from myself. I'd go to the dance, obviously, with a Magic deck, and play in the tourney that would host itself on-site. :)

    9. C - Think about Monkey Bone, and puke.

    10. C - Correct his grammer. That's "Fires _have_," not "Fires has."

    I must conclude that I hate multiple choice tests with only two answers. And that I have a life, but it's online. :)
  4. Bob Idiot

    I most certainly do not have a life. I don't need a test to tell me that.
  5. Hetemti The Wide-Awake Nightmare

    1. When go online the first thing you do is:
    A. Sign on to an Instant Messenger program and see who's on.

    2. On a friday night would you rather
    A. I'd hang out with my girlfriend, but I'm vixenless, so I fart around on IRC.

    3. You just got $100 bucks from your paycheck or something you
    A. Save most of the money for a car or something

    4. The pre release date is on your girlfriends birthday you
    B. Go to the pre release, cuz I be vixenless. Otherwise, miss the main party, but have a...private...celebration that evening.

    5. You are online for
    B. Greater then 5 hours

    6. Wherever you go you
    A. Just carry around whatever you need

    7. You see a pretty girl you know and someone you've never met that is carrying a magic card you
    C. Bother none. The guy with the Magic card is probably a T2 freak, and females don't permit conversations with my ugly mug.

    8. You have no girlfriend (I know, and it sux0rz) and there is a school dance on friday, this coincides with the school dance, you (write a question that makes sense.)
    B. Ditch your friends and play in the tourney.

    9. When someone says the word Orangutan you
    A. Don't do anything out of the ordinary

    10. When the guy on the news says "Fires has completly destroyed the downtown area" you
    C. Loathe R&D
  6. DÛke Memento Mori

    ...

    I can tell you without completeling ANYTHING. I have NO life. Zero. None. That's because my life revolves around 3 things only (in order): music, fantasies, and school & work.

    If you JUST think about it for a lil bit, you'll discover that if a person is doin' something he or she likes and is satisfied with, than that person "has a life."

    I do and love music. I have a life.

    You play and love Magic. You have a life.

    If you like to talk with your friends online, and that's all you do, then you have a life...

    If you like to sleep all day and night, not even leave the room for once, on a Saturday, than you have a life...

    Period.

    If you do it because of your force of will, than you have a life...
  7. Spiderman CPA Man in Tights, Dopey Administrative Assistant

    1. When go online the first thing you do is:
    A. Sign on to an Instant Messenger program and see who's on.
    B. Go straight to a gaming site and check out the newest updates.


    Neither, I go to the CPA.

    2. On a friday night would you rather
    A. Hang out with your girlfriend
    B. Go to the nearest Magic or other gaming tourny


    A. Hang out (just change girlfriend to wife)

    3. You just got $100 bucks from your paycheck or something you
    A. Save most of the money for a car or something
    B. Go to the nearest gaming store and buy a box


    A. Save.

    4. The pre release date is on your girlfriends birthday you
    A. Easily skip the tourny and go to your GF's birthday party
    B. Make an excuse and go to the pre release


    A. Never gone to a pre-release.

    5. You are online for
    A. At most 5 hours per day
    B. Greater then 5 hours


    B. Love that government job!

    6. Wherever you go you
    A. Just carry around whatever you need
    B. Keep a Lightning bolt and a counterspell handy, "just in case".


    A. Wallets are nice.

    7. You see a pretty girl you know and someone you've never met that is carrying a magic card you
    A. Talk to the girl and maybe say hello and introduce yourself to the other dude
    B. Run up to the other dude as fast as you can an srart discussing stragey


    A. Seems it's the best of both worlds.

    8. You have no girlfriend and there is a school dance on friday, this coincides with the school dance, you
    A. Go to the dance, hand with your friends and maybe meet someone you like.
    B. Ditch your friends and play in the tourney


    B.

    9. When someone says the word Orangutan you
    A. Don't do anything out of the ordinary
    B. Start giggling about the Uktabi Urangutan Art (2 monkeys "Monkeying" around)


    A.

    10. When the guy on the news says "Fires has completly destroyed the downtown area" you
    A. Hope no one is hurt
    B. Hope they print the decklist so you can see how it worked


    A.

    Okey, if you answered over 7 "A" then you have a life
    Any less and you have various degrees of no lifeness


    Exactly 7! Woo-hoo!
  8. MrXarvox The Prettiest Man Alive

    I got all 10....

    Wat d'Focke?

    I leave my house about once a week and usually that's to go out into the yard or something. I see my girlfriend when I can but that's not very often (about once a month). I keep in touch with friends almost entirely through instant messenger, and the rare phone call. And I'm not magic- or gaming- obsessed. I just kind of... am. Sort of.

    In conclusion, no matter that I aced this little test; I have no life :)
  9. Azreal the Soulmaster Sorrow's Rhapsody

    Will Do:D
  10. Thallid Ice Cream Man 21sT CeNTuRy sChIZoId MaN

    Oh no! The school dance coincides with *gasp* the school dance! Oh, the agony! :rolleyes:

    (In other words, no.)

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