Deck oriented card design!

[Thallid Ice Cream Man]

This seems like an interesting idea:
Every week or so (because I don't get on here much more often than that) I will name a deck type. Anyone who wants to can post cards that would do well in such a deck. If while I am gone you want to change the deck type because the other types are getting stagnant, feel free to do so as long as the change is made clear.

I only have two requests:
1) Make relatively interesting cards, preferably not something that has been done before.
2) Don't make Unglued style cards with text like "If you control Stasis, you win the game."

An example to get you going: Stompy (we can get progressively more complicated, maybe we will end up designing cards for Full English Breakfast :

Yavimayan Bounty (I suck with names)
GG
Sorcery
As an additional cost to play Yavimayan Bounty, sacrifice X lands.
Distribute X +1/+1 counters among any number of target creatures.

Any takers? You don't have to come regularly, just make a card however you want. BTW, Stompy can be first unless someone else has a better idea.

 

[MrXarvox]

Sentinels of Oak 4GG
summon treefolk
Trample
Does not tap to attack.
4/6
The forest never sleeps.


how bout that?

 

[Thallid Ice Cream Man]

Stuf like that is perfectly fine! Here's another one:

Yavimayan Sentinel
1GG
G, Sacrifice a forest: Put a +1/+1 counter on Yavimayan Sentinel.
1/1

In addition, I have a better idea than my previous one. If you have an idea for a balanced card that would fit well in any particular archetype(creature theme decks included), just post the card(s) and the theme.

 

[Istanbul]

Insane Goblin 2R
Creature - Goblin
T, pay 1 life, Sacrifice a Goblin: Insane Goblin deals 5 damage to target creature.
1/1

Mr. Goblin Grenade, but more balanced.

 

[Cateran Emperor]

Treetop Kavu
1G
Creature - Kavu; 4/4
Treetop Kavu cannot be the target of its controller's spells or effects.
Treetop Kavu attacks each turn if able.
"Hey, get down from there! I mean it! I'm warning... hey, where'd you go?"

Lurking Kavu
GG
Creature - Kavu; 2/2
Lurking Kavu cannot be the target of non-green spells or effects.

Basking Kavu
1G
Creature - Kavu; 4/4
Basking Kavu comes into play tapped. Basking Kavu does not untap during your untap step.
1G: Untap Basking Kavu. Play this ability only during your upkeep.
"Zzzzzz."

 

[MrXarvox]

Dirtball 3GG
summon shapeshifter
Dirtball cannot be the target of opponent's spells or abilities.
You may have dirtball come into play tapped. if you do, Dirtball becomes the creature type of your choice and gains 2 +1/+1 counters.
4/4


and on a totally unrelated note:

Yawgmoth's Megalomania 2B
Enchantment
Whenever you play any card, gain 1 life.
"Davvol, shut up about your Me-damned birthday!"-Yawgmoth

 

[Loafing Giant]

Rainbow Mage

WRGBU
Summon Mage
3/3

W, Tap, Sac., Gain 2 Life
R, " " , Deal 2 Damage to Target Creature or Player
G, " " , Target Creature Gains +2/+2
B, " " , Target Player Dicards 2 Cards
U, " " , Target Player Draws 2 Cards

Bouncer Sgt.

3UUU
Summon Bouncer
4/4

UUU, Tap , Sac., Return 2 Target Creatures to Their Owner's Hands

 

[Azreal the Soulmaster]

Dauthi assasin 2BB
summon- assasin
shadow
1B tap: Dauthi assasin deals 2 damage to each creature in play with shadow
" it is said that light can devour all shadows, well why can't darkness do the same? " - Divel, Dauthi necromancer
0/3
Divel, Dauthi necromancer 4BBBB
summon- Lord
shadow
all other Dauthi get +2 +0
if a Dauthi enters you graveyard you may sacrifice a land to put it on top of your library
" ironically, the shadow world has dawned new light to our existence. Dominaria will be forever encased in darkness, if we cannot bask in the light no one will "
5/5

hmmmm take a guess what my theme is Dauthi maybe?
if these were actual cards they would go straight in my Dauthi deck