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Hetemti
Guest
December 18, 2052 at the age of 69 years old.
On that date you (that means me) will most likely die from:
Cancer (31%)
Heart Attack (26%)
Electrolysis (14%)
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Ha ha ha! You'll have too spend five more years than I will, drooling your Jell-O all over your 63 year old Plague Rats, trying to figure out how to suffle without slicing the paper-thin skin off your fingers. Every day your grandson/sons (Thanks to nuclear radiation, you get two heads per body now.) about how once you actually had "basic lands" that you could tap for mana without paying life and discarding, and how the (now banned, of course) Counterspell let you stop your opponent from resolving a spell...
He/they'll call you a crazy old koot and tell the nursing home workers to "aid in your passing"... i.e. crack your hip and tie you to the bed till the Erg Raiders seek in, steal your body, and sell the organs on the black market before they rot.
On that date you (that means me) will most likely die from:
Cancer (31%)
Heart Attack (26%)
Electrolysis (14%)
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Ha ha ha! You'll have too spend five more years than I will, drooling your Jell-O all over your 63 year old Plague Rats, trying to figure out how to suffle without slicing the paper-thin skin off your fingers. Every day your grandson/sons (Thanks to nuclear radiation, you get two heads per body now.) about how once you actually had "basic lands" that you could tap for mana without paying life and discarding, and how the (now banned, of course) Counterspell let you stop your opponent from resolving a spell...
He/they'll call you a crazy old koot and tell the nursing home workers to "aid in your passing"... i.e. crack your hip and tie you to the bed till the Erg Raiders seek in, steal your body, and sell the organs on the black market before they rot.
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nodnarb24
Guest
I took the test again(more seriously this time) and got some different results:
July 30, 2074
at the age of 89 years old.
On that date I will most likely die from:
Heart Attack (31%)
Cancer (31%)
Drowning (10%)
Homicide (6%)
Loneliness (6%)
July 30, 2074
at the age of 89 years old.
On that date I will most likely die from:
Heart Attack (31%)
Cancer (31%)
Drowning (10%)
Homicide (6%)
Loneliness (6%)
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Hetemti
Guest
Well...I took the test even more seriously than you did and I'm gonna live to be a million.
I will most likely die from:
Entropy (99%)
Implosion/collapse of the universe (1%)
So nah-na-ni-nah-nyah!
I will most likely die from:
Entropy (99%)
Implosion/collapse of the universe (1%)
So nah-na-ni-nah-nyah!
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Daggertooth
Guest
November 5, 2048 at the age of 66 years old.
On that date you will most likely die from:
Cancer (30%)
Heart Attack (28%)
Alien Abduction (6%)
Homicide (5%)
Alcoholism (5%)
I get to live to the ripe old age of 66! yea. The average lifespan of my family is about 50-60. So I get to be an old man.
Yea
Daggertooth
On that date you will most likely die from:
Cancer (30%)
Heart Attack (28%)
Alien Abduction (6%)
Homicide (5%)
Alcoholism (5%)
I get to live to the ripe old age of 66! yea. The average lifespan of my family is about 50-60. So I get to be an old man.
Yea
Daggertooth
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Gerode
Guest
August 2, 2055
at the age of 70 years old.
On that date you will most likely die from:
Cancer (37%)
Alien Abduction (8%)
Drowning (8%)
Wild Animal Mauling (8%)
Heart Attack (7%)
What are the chances that, while battling cancer, I die from a heart attack after aliens save me from a wild animal attack and store me in their aquarium?
at the age of 70 years old.
On that date you will most likely die from:
Cancer (37%)
Alien Abduction (8%)
Drowning (8%)
Wild Animal Mauling (8%)
Heart Attack (7%)
What are the chances that, while battling cancer, I die from a heart attack after aliens save me from a wild animal attack and store me in their aquarium?
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Almindhra
Guest
July 12, 2057
at the age of 75 years old.
On that date you will most likely die from:
Cancer (27%)
Auto-Fellatio (18%)
Suicide (13%)
Heart Attack (10%)
Contagious Disease (6%)
Alien Abduction (5%)
Loneliness (5%)
I'm just afraid of the aliens...They do some wacky things with probes...
at the age of 75 years old.
On that date you will most likely die from:
Cancer (27%)
Auto-Fellatio (18%)
Suicide (13%)
Heart Attack (10%)
Contagious Disease (6%)
Alien Abduction (5%)
Loneliness (5%)
I'm just afraid of the aliens...They do some wacky things with probes...
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Apollo
Guest
I'll die at 83, 29% from cancer, 28% from heart attack.
My family has a history of poor penmanship... guess that doesn't make too much of a difference to them.
My family has a history of poor penmanship... guess that doesn't make too much of a difference to them.
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Elrond
Guest
August 25, 2059 at the age of 76.
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Chaos Turtle
Guest
Better get a new editor here pretty soon.Mark your calendar or Palm V. You can expect to die on:
February 22, 2001
at the age of 30 years old.
On that date you will most likely die from:
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MrXarvox
Guest
That test is flawed, it says that I'm going to die.
Everyone KNOWS that I'm immortal >clutches chest and keels over<
Everyone KNOWS that I'm immortal >clutches chest and keels over<
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MrXarvox
Guest
hehehehehe i'm going to live 3 more days! because I have the black plague, leprosy, tuberculosis, and >snif< hairy nipples...
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DÛke
Guest
...this is some wacky stuff here...a "death test"? Oook.
Here's mine:
Death date: July 24, 2057 - age 74.
x11 Heart Attack (37%)
x4 Cancer (13%)
x4 Homicide (13%)
x2 Alien Abduction (5%)
x2 Contagious Disease (5%)
Wait...13 % "homicide"? Why am I not surprised...
Here's mine:
Death date: July 24, 2057 - age 74.
x11 Heart Attack (37%)x4 Cancer (13%)x4 Homicide (13%)x2 Alien Abduction (5%)x2 Contagious Disease (5%)Wait...13 % "homicide"? Why am I not surprised...
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sageridder
Guest
August 23, 2038
at the age of 70 years old.
On that date you will most likely die from:
Cancer (27%)
Heart Attack (18%)
Auto-Erotic Asphyxiation (11%)
Alien Abduction (7%)
Homicide (7%)
Horrible Accident (5%)
Contagious Disease (5%)
Third Degree Burns (5%)
at the age of 70 years old.
On that date you will most likely die from:
Cancer (27%)
Heart Attack (18%)
Auto-Erotic Asphyxiation (11%)
Alien Abduction (7%)
Homicide (7%)
Horrible Accident (5%)
Contagious Disease (5%)
Third Degree Burns (5%)
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Mundungu
Guest
May 19 2039 at the age 67
cancer 23%
heart attack 21%
electrolysis 13 %
ALIEN ABDUCTION 7% (what did I do ???)
Homicide 5%
What is funny is that compared to other who took the test, the reasons of my death are pretty low. 32% of my death cause is unexplained ?
BTW, my family members all got to leave 80 on my mom side and 95 + on my father side.
That + the uncertainty of my death causes, I guess I will sleep well tonight.
cancer 23%
heart attack 21%
electrolysis 13 %
ALIEN ABDUCTION 7% (what did I do ???)
Homicide 5%
What is funny is that compared to other who took the test, the reasons of my death are pretty low. 32% of my death cause is unexplained ?
BTW, my family members all got to leave 80 on my mom side and 95 + on my father side.
That + the uncertainty of my death causes, I guess I will sleep well tonight.
December 4, 2050 at 78.
Cancer 30%
Heart Attack 24%
Alien Abdubtion 9%
Third Degree Burns 6%
Auto-Fellatio 6%
Auto-Fellatio and Auto-Erotic Asphyxiation? Geez...
Listen to Korn? 8% of takes work in porn industry (I wondered if they emailed Spark.com...) some of that is just too funny...
Cancer 30%
Heart Attack 24%
Alien Abdubtion 9%
Third Degree Burns 6%
Auto-Fellatio 6%
Auto-Fellatio and Auto-Erotic Asphyxiation? Geez...
Listen to Korn? 8% of takes work in porn industry (I wondered if they emailed Spark.com...) some of that is just too funny...
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Daggertooth
Guest
Chaos turtle dies in 7 Days!!!!
dang
Sp what are you going to do with the remainder of your life?
Daggertooth
dang
Sp what are you going to do with the remainder of your life?
Daggertooth
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nodnarb24
Guest
I'll take CT's place when he kicks the bucket.
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theorgg
Guest
June 25, 2028
at the age of 35 years old.
On that date you will most likely die from:
Electrolysis (18%)
Heart Attack (18%)
Suicide (17%)
Auto-Fellatio (11%)
Cancer (10%)
Horrible Accident (5%)
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now THAT is scary. My doctor gave me a few more years(45) and Malka said most likly 52...
:{(insert teeth here)
at the age of 35 years old.
On that date you will most likely die from:
Electrolysis (18%)
Heart Attack (18%)
Suicide (17%)
Auto-Fellatio (11%)
Cancer (10%)
Horrible Accident (5%)
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now THAT is scary. My doctor gave me a few more years(45) and Malka said most likly 52...
:{(insert teeth here)
HA-HA-HA-HA-HA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
April 9, 2069
Age:86
Cause:Heart attack(26%)
Cancer(23%)
Alian Abuction(5%)
Suicide(5%)
Horrible Accident(5%)
Contagious Disease(5%)
Auto-Fellatio(5%)
I'LL LIVE LONGER THAN MOST OF YOU, except Nodnarb24, due to his second results.!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ransac, cpa trash man
April 9, 2069
Age:86
Cause:Heart attack(26%)
Cancer(23%)
Alian Abuction(5%)
Suicide(5%)
Horrible Accident(5%)
Contagious Disease(5%)
Auto-Fellatio(5%)
I'LL LIVE LONGER THAN MOST OF YOU, except Nodnarb24, due to his second results.!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ransac, cpa trash man