Dam Beavers!

Discussion in 'Home Made Cards' started by Bob, Nov 25, 2000.

  1. Bob Idiot

    A thought of this a while ago:

    Bob, weird Beaver WG1
    summon Beaver legend
    T:Regenerate an artifact
    "Bobobobobobobobobobobobob's the name!"-Bob, strange beaver

    Doc, Old Hairy, Ugly, disturbed, burping and farting Beaver WG2
    summon Old, hairy, etc. Beaver legend
    T: Regenerate a beaver
    "Huphuphup!"-Doc, I can't even describe his destricption

    Jon, Dumb Beaver RGW
    Summon Beaver legend
    Discard your hand: Draw a card
    "Darr!!"-Jon, Brainless Beaver

    Jackley, Brainless Hunter BB3
    Summon Human whose dumber than Jon.
    BB: Deal 1 damage to target beaver and 2 to Jackley
    "Dam Beavers!"-Jackley
  2. Cateran Emperor Passed On

    [me]votes Bob as Most Likely to be Committed CPA member of the year[/me]
  3. Bob Idiot

    Da Beaver RG1
    Summon strange beaver legend
    T: destroy target donkey
    "Me hate dem donkeys!"-Da Beaver

    K9Archmage BB1
    Summon I-don't-know-what-the-heck-you-are Legend;)
    T: Destroy target strange beaver legend
    "Me hate dem Strange beaver legends!"-K9Archmage

    ps.(I'm not K9Archmage. I got this idea from...well, I don't really have to explain. I' wacko, but you know that already.:))

    Bibly, Jackley's sidekick WR1
    Summon The-smart-one Legend
    U: Draw a card

    Ooh, Constipated Beaver RGB(Now I've gone too far.)
    Summon Constipated Beaver legend
    B: Discard a card from your hand:prevent 1 damage to you.
    "I gotta go..."-Ooh, Constipated Beaver
  4. K9Archmage He Might Be Giants

    Durok, moron hunter 2g
    summon idiot

    tap: destroy target card created by Bob
    "Duuuhhh. mmm. What me is gonna say?"

  5. Bob Idiot

    Sorry, about the Donkey thing. I couldn't resist.
  6. K9Archmage He Might Be Giants

    Don't worry, i wasn't angry. it just popped into my head. You know, just suddenly, you close your eyes and you see strange images of giant multicolored hamsters. No offense by the card, by the way

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