Dam Beavers!

[Bob]

A thought of this a while ago:

Bob, weird Beaver WG1
summon Beaver legend
T:Regenerate an artifact
1/2
"Bobobobobobobobobobobobob's the name!"-Bob, strange beaver

Doc, Old Hairy, Ugly, disturbed, burping and farting Beaver WG2
summon Old, hairy, etc. Beaver legend
T: Regenerate a beaver
2/1
"Huphuphup!"-Doc, I can't even describe his destricption

Jon, Dumb Beaver RGW
Summon Beaver legend
Discard your hand: Draw a card
2/1
"Darr!!"-Jon, Brainless Beaver

Jackley, Brainless Hunter BB3
Summon Human whose dumber than Jon.
BB: Deal 1 damage to target beaver and 2 to Jackley
3/3
"Dam Beavers!"-Jackley

 

[Cateran Emperor]

[me]votes Bob as Most Likely to be Committed CPA member of the year[/me]

 

[Bob]

Da Beaver RG1
Summon strange beaver legend
T: destroy target donkey
2/1
"Me hate dem donkeys!"-Da Beaver

K9Archmage BB1
Summon I-don't-know-what-the-heck-you-are Legend
T: Destroy target strange beaver legend
2/1
"Me hate dem Strange beaver legends!"-K9Archmage

ps.(I'm not K9Archmage. I got this idea from...well, I don't really have to explain. I' wacko, but you know that already.)

Bibly, Jackley's sidekick WR1
Summon The-smart-one Legend
U: Draw a card
2/2
"E=mc2"-Bibly

Ooh, Constipated Beaver RGB(Now I've gone too far.)
Summon Constipated Beaver legend
B: Discard a card from your handrevent 1 damage to you.
"I gotta go..."-Ooh, Constipated Beaver

 

[K9Archmage]

Durok, moron hunter 2g
summon idiot

tap: destroy target card created by Bob
2/2
"Duuuhhh. mmm. What me is gonna say?"

Hoipa

 

[Bob]

Sorry, about the Donkey thing. I couldn't resist.

 

[K9Archmage]

Don't worry, i wasn't angry. it just popped into my head. You know, just suddenly, you close your eyes and you see strange images of giant multicolored hamsters. No offense by the card, by the way