CPW Tournament Round 1: Zero T. Katama vs. Ransac

[Ransac]

FIGHT!!!!!!



Oh wait, I'm in this one.


*Ransac unseaths his blade of many words and gets his fingers ready for snapping.*


Ransac, cpa trash man

 

[Zero T Katama]

*Liberi Fateli starts playing, the dramatic and fast-paced music announcing Zero's arrival. He steps in, looks around, then utters*

...... Whatever.

*he then runs down to the arena, sword in hand, and leaps into the arena, facing Ransac down*

Today is a good day to die.

*dashes in, spinning to elbow Ransac upside the head while Rnn (the Bastard Sword) proceeds to brain Ransac#

 

[Ransac]

*Ransac parries the attack with his BoMW and trips Z.T.K. with a side russian leg sweep.*


On the floor you shall stay!

*Ransacs fires a beam from the blade directly at Z.T.K.'s head.*


OBSCENTIATE!!!!!!!!!!!(Hey, I can use words that don't exist.)



*Z.T.K.'s head is know fill with that word and only that word.*


Ransac, cpa trash man

 

[Zero T Katama]

AAAAAAAH!

*Zero Grips his head, then his eyes snap open and he rushes at Ransac*

OBSCENTIATE!

*Zero Obscentiatingly Obscentiates Ransac*

 

[Ransac]

*Ransac side steps the attack and chops the back of Z.T.K.'s neck as he passes. Ransac then makes a pin.*



1.........2.........




Ransac, cpa trash man

 

[Zero T Katama]

*As Zero tries to roll free, the Sword knocks Ransac upside the head, knocking him away and letting Zero free. He sweep-kicks as he stands*

You shall not Obscentiate me so obscentatingly!

*Smacks self*

That was wierd, glad it's over

 

[Ransac]

*Just as Z.T.K. smacks his head to get the word out, Ransac tries something new: A SENTENCE!!!!!*


I AM NOT A CROOK!!!!!!

*A beam shoots out of the blade and hits Z.T.K. square in the temple(not that where it hits would matter). Now, Z.T.K. is hearing "I am not a crook" over and over again.*



It won't be so easy to get it out this time. You'd have to beat yourself up over it.


Ransac, cpa trash man

 

[Zero T Katama]

I AM NOT A CROOOOOOOKKKKK!!!

*Runs around in torment, the sword flying wildly, them both crashing into things randomly*

 

[Ransac]

*As Z.T.K. runs by, Ransac ducks under the sword and trips Z.T.K. Ransac then picks up Z.T.K. and delivers the Heart-to-Back Slam(my finisher). Ransac then pins Z.T.K.*


1.......2.......



Ransac, cpa trash man

 

[Zero T Katama]

*Squirms to get free*

I am not a crook! I am Not a CROOK! I am not a CROOOOOOOKKK!!!

*The sword proceeds to smack Ransac in its confusion as Zero Tries to roll away*

 

[Ransac]

*Ransac looks at ZTK and hatches a plan. Ransac picks up ZTK's own sword and executes ZTK's own finishing move on him, the Slash-Through.*


Ah, the irony.


*Ransac, once again, attempt to pin ZTK.*


1......2........



Ransac, cpa trash man

 

[Zero T Katama]

*the sword wriggles free of Ransacs Grasp and goes to challenge a duel with his Blade of Many Words. Meanwhile, ZTK still lies curled up, the words still running through his head*

 

[Ransac]

*Ransac needs to find some attack that will work.*


I know!

*Ransac grabs the wriggling ZTK and locks him in a tazzmission!!*


TAP OUT!!!!!!!!!!!!!! TAP OUT!!!!!!!!!!!!! TAAAAAAAAAAAP OOOUUUUUUT!!!!!!!!!


Ransac, cpa trash man

 

[Zero T Katama]

*Lies feeble from the mental assault of Nixon's lies, and thus taps out*

I'll have my revenge....

 

[Ransac]

Ah, sweet victory. No one can stand my use of ex-presidential quotes.


*Ransac sheathes his blade of many words and his entrance music plays as he leaves.*


One down, two to go.


Ransac, cpa trash man