CPA Notables Winners

[Ransac]

I just wanted to post who the current winners are in a form that doesn't require looking through a long thread. Thus, I should also edit this post accordingly to who wins what.


In order of awards presented:

Funniest: Ransac
Best Flamer: Istanbul
Most Helpful with Deck Advice: Gizmo
CPA Legend: Zadok001
Most Spirited: Ransac
Best Deck Ideas: Griffith_se
Best Sig: Spiderman
Most Likely to win Pro Tour: John O'
CPA Flirt: Whimsical
Best Homemade Card Designer: FoundationOfRancor
Most Intelligent: Chaos Turtle
CPA Writer: Rando and Zadok001
CPA Spammer: Ransac
Fairest Trader: Istanbul and MikeyMike
Most Friendliest and Helpful: Spiderman
MTG Mascot: theorgg
Most Likely to Become Famous for non-Magic reasons: DUke
CPA Sex Kitten: Whimiscal
Best Artist: Griffith_se
CPA Ironman: Spiderman
Most Outspoken: DUke
CPA Rivals: Arhar and DUke
Most likely to post while naked: Apollo
CPA Grandma and Grandpa(aka the Old Geezer Award):TomB and Almindhra
CPA Buddies: None, every vote was different
CPA King and Queen: DUke and Almindhra

I hope I didn't miss any.



Ransac, cpa trash man

[Edited 'cause Ransac isn't keeping up with it - Spidey]
[Edited 'cause I'm keeping up with it - Ransac]

 

[FoundationOfRancor]

lol, congratulations on your three awards Ransac.

 

[Ransac]

Thank you. And, congratulations on your award, too.


Ransac, cpa trash man

 

[Almindhra]

I know why Ransac created this thread...He didn't want people searching through a long thread to find all the awards he won......

 

[Ransac]

I did nothing of the sort!


*Ransac looks at the list again and giggles at his three awards.*



I'm sorry, what was I saying.


Yes, that is a slight reason why, however, my intentions were just to list the winners as they are annonuced from now on. Who knows? Zadok001 might, and quite possibly could, win three or four more than me. I really don't care if I have MORE THAN ANYONE! Don't need to cause any attention to the fact that I have MORE THAN ANYONE! Besides, I'm really not expecting any more awards for me. Heck, the only one I expected was the Funniest one.


Ransac, cpa trash man who doesn't care if he has MORE THAN ANYONE

 

[Almindhra]

Originally posted by Ransac
Ransac, cpa trash man who doesn't care if he has MORE THAN ANYONE

Suuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuurrrrrrree....

 

[Spiderman]

Good idea, actually. It was a pain going through last year's thread to get all of the categories and winners...

 

[Ransac]

There's just no pleasing some people nowadays, especially if, not that I care though, they I have MORE THAN ANYONE.


Trust me, in all seriousness, this is not getting to my head. I'm not walking down the hall of my college holding a sign that says "I have Three CPA Notable Awards!!!!!!"

*Ransac contemplates making a shirt like that.*


Ransac, cpa trash man

 

[DÛke]

...

Congrats again Ran-schmuck.

You wont win the "Best Lookin'"...

It will most likely go to Chaos Turtle -- 'cause everyone just knows how "good lookin'" and "cute" he is, or so according to him -- I think everyone is sick of him claiming that, so "shut him up" by feed him what he hungers for! Or, it may go to Apollo, since he always wanted it -- I believe. Or Purple_Girl? Because she's the only ultra-feminine lady in the CPA that indulges in her feminine ways?

Let's see what awards left we have...

<checks his PM box for the award list>

CPA King & Queen: My guess it will go Almindhra and Zadok, though I'm not sure.

CPA Rivals: There have not been any new rivals, and if there are, than I'm sure it would concern me in some way or another. I just may have chance at this one...

CPA Granddad and Grandmom: Almindhra and YellowJacket, again...probably.

CPA Buddies: No clue whatsoever.

CPA Sex Kitten: <mmmm> Purple Girl again? I don't see anyone better...

Best MTG Mascot: Apollo.

Most Outspoken: Gizmo? Istanbul?

Fairest Trader: Istanbul.

Most Likely to Post While Naked: It'd be interesting to see who won this one...

Most Likely to Become Famous for non-Magic reasons: No clue. Britney Spears?

I think that's all that's left...who knows...

 

[Spiderman]

It will most likely go to Chaos Turtle -- 'cause everyone just knows how "good lookin'" and "cute" he is, or so according to him

I believe the term he uses is "dead sexy"

 

[MrXarvox]

Pish.

Xarvox is prettier than all of those people combined!
(considering that them all combined would be an abominable mass of flesh)

But still! I am the prettiest! P-R-E-T-T-I-E-S-T !

That's me.

 

[theorgg]

Well, using the fact that CT looks like my old science teacher, and the 6,000 + people in my school(BIG school, no lie. 1,200 in senior class.),[well, the women, I guess] voted him as "most sexiest."

Well, yea.

 

[Istanbul]

Ransac - Watch it, hombre. I got two awards, now. One more, and I'll tie ya.

 

[Mundungu]

I vote for myself to be the most unlikely to be ever elcted in any CPA notables category.

 

[CAMDEX]

Most likely to kill many, many, many things:

Either me or fuzzy510, cuz we kill things all the time...

 

[Ransac]

No fair! I was just about to update it and Spiderman already did!

Well, at least I can correct a little spelling error he made


Ransac, cpa trash man

 

[DÛke]

...

There should have been a deliberate "sexiest" or "best looking" award in there, so we all can deliberately vote Chaos Turtle for it, so he wouldn't die.

If he's not dead, then where is he!?

 

[Ransac]

The awards tally:

People who won 1 award: MikeyMike, Gizmo, John O', Theorgg, Rando, Chaos Turtle, TomB, Apollo, and FoundationOfRancor.

2 awards: Istanbul, Zadok001, Griffith_se, Almindhra, and Whimsical.

3 awards: Ransac, and Spiderman.

4 awards: DUke





NOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I DIDN'T GET THE MOST!!!!!!! AAARRRRGGGGHHHHHH!!!!!!!!


I mean, I don't really care.

Congrats to everybody. It looks like DUke and Mindy are always going to be King and Queen(which one is which is still beyond me, though).I'd like to thank Spiderman for putting this whole thing together and letting us have a taste of glory(except for CAMDEX, who was really hoping for one and didn't get one). You really put a lot of work into this, Spidey and.....what? Another award? Brown-Noser?


Ransac, cpa trash man

[Edit] DANGIT!!!!!!!! I DIDN'T EVEN TIE FOR THE MOST!!!!

Super congrats to DUke for winning 4 awards and the fact that most of them actually meant something.

 

[Spiderman]

You missed two. Most Likely to Post While Naked and CPA Rivals.