CPA Christmas Party

[Killer Joe]

Welcome, welcome. C'mon in and post away! This place is filled with a warm glow of friendships new and old.
This is the time to truly express yourself to others who've made your time here at the CPA enjoyable.
I wish everyone a Happy Holiday Season!
A special Happy Holidays to:
DUke
Almindhra
Spiderman
Zadok001
theorgg (you STILL, da man!)
Gizmo
Purple Jester
Whimiscal
TomB
Chaos Turtle (you were like the first person to ever help me in deck advice way back in the Dojo days)
ferret (Man, I'll never forget you)
Istanbul
Magic Jackal
Ed Sullivan
Erin Puff
Mr. Pestilence
Eric Bess (Dude, where'd you go?)
and Lady_Re (I hope you're finally feeling better!


[Edited by Yellowjacket on 12-23-00 at 11:14 PM]

 

[DÛke]

...the best days of your lives! I hope you got to do everything you wanted to do this past year, and I hope you'll have all yer dreams come to reality in this comin' up year! Remember, whatever happens, just GLOW! Don't forget it! Life is too short to waste on anything other than happiness, so do waste it, on happiness and love, NOTHING else.

I wish everyone a very, VERY, VERY Merry Christmas, and a happy New Year.

YellowJacket, Ericbess is so busy lately. You'll have to excuse him. He has 6 (or more kids) and I KNOW how tough kids could be, so...ya know.

Again, I wish everyone the best of days...and I luuuuuve Purple Girl...J/K! well, that didn't sound right, I do love her, but not like that...that didn't sound right either, did it? Well, ok...I like Purple Girl...ok...ya got ME! OK! I admitted it! Dang people of the CPA! Get OFF my back! Apollo, get OFF my hair!

P.S. Sorry for the many smilies in this post Almindhra, but I had too much more, so I deleted some!

[Edited by DÛke on 12-24-00 at 08:45 AM]

 

[Thallid Ice Cream Man]

Note: The following is a work of total sarcasm. All names have been ignored to protect the innocent from having to wait to be hunted down by brutal murderers. We hope this time-saving act of holiday cheer will be well received. Thank you!

You (namely Yellowjacket) might get yelled at for making this a "Christmas" party, but not by me. All the holidays nowadays have become opportunities for over-commercialization (as if life wasn't a big enough opportunity anyway).

But anyway, party! Now remember, DON'T SPIKE THE EGG NOG! That's right, don't nog the spike egg, no I mean...

[me] falls over in a heap in the corner, vomiting occasionally[/me]

who put the cookie in the cookie jar? not me...... hic

(after having fallen asleep and woken up the next day...)

Thanks to K9Archmage for going on here after I annoyed him long enough (notice I ain't thankin' fuzzy or TheFunkyNose)

Thanks to MrXarvox for not shutting up about Cricziric.

Thanks to Duel for providing a veteran member for me to correct mercilessly to boost my Ovinomancerian ego in the early weeks. j/k

Thanks to Ransac for not mentioning my secret turnip collection... you're a true friend (snif snif)

Thanks to Zadok001 for not killing me after he sensed that I had thought the CPA was stupid without knowing what it was (you did sense that right?) j/k

Thanks to NeuroDeus for spontaneously reminding everyone here of the Wundindlinygs (except Ransac)

--------end stupid thanks--------
--------begin real thanks --------

Thanks to Zadok for bestowing me with the wonderful nickname you see below my sn.

Thanks to dw156718268960 for being funny, making me seem mature in comparison, and for (hopefully) not yelling at me for getting the numbers wrong.

Thanks to DÛke for not telling anyone how to make the "Û".

Thanks to Chaos Turtle, Yellowjacket, DÛke, Zadok, Spiderman, and many others whom I am too lazy to name (oh come on, you know who you aren't) for being capable of posting both serious stuff and funny stuff (although they are mildly lacking in the insane department).

Thanks to all you 0-posters for not challenging me yet.

And most of all, thanks to whoever spiked the egg nog!

 

[Hawaiian mage]

I'm always left out...

Of course, that is what they invented long range snipers for...

 

[Darsh]

Hey, I can be serious if I want to....or funny too.

I think I'll just wish everyone a happy holiday season and shut up.

YOU'RE GONNA GET COAL!!! Muwhahaha!!

 

[nodnarb24]

I with you H-Mage, no one mentioned me...

[me]starts to get drunk WAAAAAAAYYYYY too early in the party.[/me]

I wuuuuuuoooovvvveeeeee awwlll yaaaawwwwhhhhhh gaauauuuyysss!!!!!!

[me]starts making out with a mop.[/me]

 

[Apollo]

[me]shows up at the party, trailed by his horde of Orcs, who are carrying presents for everyone (mostly Magic cards; I'm not a very creative gift-giver). [/me]

I'd like to thank many people...
--Magic Jackal for telling me to come here
--DUke for not killing me all the times I made fun of him
--Whimsy for including me in her wonderful story (even if I was the Cabin Boob)
--Ura for being polite after I was a jerk in the article replies
--Gizmo for being level-headed (and a Magic genius)
--Spidey for being a good guy
--All the founders for helping me with my joke
--Everyone that was here before me, for welcoming me so nicely
--Everyone else

Now that the mushy stuff is over with, we can party!
[me]reaches into his clown car and pulls out a table and every kind of food imaginable (I got a recipe book for Christmas!), especially fudge, cause that's what Christmas is all about.[/me]

C'mon, everyone, chow! Especially those of you that think they're on diets; you've got to stuff yourself at Christmas!

HAPPY HOLIDAYS FROM APOLLO AND HIS ORC HORDE

[Edited by Apollo on 12-25-00 at 12:17 PM]

 

[Zadok001]

Cheers, all! A happy non-denominational season's greetings to all of you!

May your decks always topdeck well!



Yay! CPA!

 

[Hawaiian mage]

Hmm... only one bullet and so many targets to choose from...

[me]'s bullet explodes untriggered in his clenched fist.[/me]

God da..!

 

[Almindhra]

Yes Duke, too many smilies...I was about to go into seizure shock...

Hope everyone is having fun...I'm pooped out...I've done so much shopping, but yet didn't do enough...I still have to buy Luke another gift, but I probably won't get to it...And I tried to put garland around the banister...Damn me and my creativeness...This time is just plain crazy for me!...

And my b-day is New Years...So I want some presents, yo!...

 

[Gerode]

[me], walking into the party, notices a faint shout and the sound of an exploding cartridge from the distant hills.[/me]

I would like to thank everyone at the CPA who has tolerated me for so long, all the Wundindlyngs, everyone who has thanked me for something, and whoever brought that egg nog!

Whoa, this stuff is good!

[me] chugs several cartons of the "special" egg nog before his involuntary gag reflexes trigger. Gerode loses his balance and stumbles.[/me]

It's the colors! The colors! Heeheehoohooheehee...

 

[Duel]

Hey, I'm not on your list?

Well, happy Chanukah, to all you old-testamenters out there.

And even to you Christians. After all, Jesus is a jew that made it good, no?

Happy holidays. May your dice always roll natural 20's.

 

[TomB]

Great!

Happy Holidays everyone!

 

[DÛke]

...Apollo, trust me man, I am way over your mind...you think you no, but you have no idea! I AM planning to kick yer butt one of those days, trust me...I just need to figure out a nice, easy, and a fun way to kill you without getting burned.

 

[Killer Joe]

...tons of .\\agic Cards!
Fa la la la laaaaa
La la la la.
YJ clinks his glass of Egg Nog to all at the party, "Hey, who spiked the eGg noG, ihaven't hadadr inksin cetheCPAnot-ablesprty......,<plop!>.....

 

[K9Archmage]

special thanks to:

Me, for being myself
Ransac, just because
Teferi, for being such a good sport when i kill him
Hawaiian mage, for trying to take over the world
Thallid Ice Cream Man, because he showed me this place


Hoipa

 

[theorgg]

[me] takes out a record player and puts on the original "thank you"[/me]

Let's Dance!

[me] begins to hop around and bang his head to the moldie oldie, causing the record to jump and sound better than the new one[/me]

C'mon everybody! Join in! there's room for a few more!

[me] starts headbanging furiously, causing his breechcloth to fly up quite high[/me]


HAPPY CHIRISTMAS, MERRY NEW YEAR, JOLLY CHANUKA, JELLY DONUT: WHATEVER YOU CELEBRATE, HAVE A GOOD 'UN!!

 

[Hawaiian mage]

I can't belive all of you forgot arbor day... Aithiest count to!

 

[magicman_moe]

hehe yeah merry xmas to you guys too.my bday is jan.9.01 hehe im gunna be 21!

 

[nodnarb24]

[me]breaks out the everclear(190 proof, illegal in the state of NY).[/me]

[me]drinks the whole bottle.[/me]

Few minutes later...

[me]passes out and wakes up a week later.[/me]

Where did Christmas go?