Confessions of a "Girlie-man"

[Killer Joe]

A Twisted and Sarcastic view on the "male" stereo-type

Girlie-men: Obey traffic laws and makes use of their turn signals and headlights (even in the daytime!)

Menly-men: Drive big trucks and don't notice anything on the dashboard except the "How-Fast-You're-Going" guage.

~share, if you dare~

 

[Limited]

Girlie-men: sitting down to pee!

Menly-men: View going to the bathroom as an extreme sport: standing as far as possible from the target, utilizing only one hand, and refusing to remove any obstacles (aka putting the toilet seat up).
And not washing their hands afterwards, of course.

 

[Killer Joe]

Girlie-men: Watch what they eat and diet

Menly-men: Watch what they eat only long enough to make sure it doesn't fall off the fork (if they even use one)

 

[Killer Joe]

Girlie-men: Recognize a Republican "Hit-Job" during an interview.

Menly-men: Stay the course

 

[Nightstalkers]

Girlie-Men: watches will and grace with the family

Menly-Men: Too busy working to watch TV.

 

[Killer Joe]

Girlie-men: Play games

Menly-men: Watch games

 

[Mooseman]

Girlie-men: Play Internet Poker

Menly-men: Call it their Personal Online ATM

 

[DarthFerret]

Girlie-men: Have fragrent soaps and lysol spray in thier bathrooms.

Menly-men: Go pee in the woods!

Tag Guard

 

[Killer Joe]

Girlie-men: Flatulate

Menly-men: Fart

 

[Lythand]

Girlie-men: Goes to a Broadway play for a date.

Menly-men: Goes to the Monster Truck show.

 

[Oversoul]

You're all a bunch of girly men.

Tag Guard

 

[Mooseman]

Girlie-men: Drink Lattes

Menly-men: Drink Gas Station Coffee, black

 

[Limited]

Girlie-men: Don't know how to use the Yellow Pages
Menly-men: Don't want to use the Yellow Pages

 

[Melkor]

Girlie-men: Frequent internet message boards devoted to Magic: The Gathering

Menly-men: Frequently beat up men who frequent internet message boards devoted to Magic: The Gathering

 

[Killer Joe]

You're all a bunch of girly men.

Tag Guard

Girlie-men: Use "Tag Guard"
Menly-men: Are out of the game already

 

[Oversoul]

You're just upset that your senility got you tagged early on...

Tag Guard

 

[Killer Joe]

You're just upset that your senility got you tagged early on...

Tag Guard

Oh yeah!?! Well, you're a,....um,......what?........I forgot what I was saying.....

anyway

Girlie-men: Give limp hand shakes
Menly-men: Slap each others butts!

 

[train]

This manly-man ain't slapping no other man's butt... period...

What is manly about that?

 

[Ransac]

Girlie-Men: Play Magic decks solely because ALL of the cards in them have their favorite art-work on them
Menly-Men: Play Magic because of Dwarven Pony.


Ransac, cpa trash man

 

[train]

Don't know what's manly about the pony either?!...