Chess: Mythosx vs. train

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train

Guest
Mythosx offered to be "Black"...

Board orientation(probably not needed, but just for details): White Queen's Rook sits on A1 to begin...

train's moves:
E2:E4,

Mythosx's moves:
 
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mythosx

Guest
Board orientation(probably not needed, but just for details): White Queen's Rook sits on A1 to begin...

White) train's moves:
1)E2:E4,

Black) Mythosx's moves: E7:E5

go easy on me train, Im playing this game with out a board :D
 
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Notepad

Guest
Is taking one's genitals out and pounding all the pieces off the board legal? I love using that move when playing against hot chicks.

Sez Sefro, who has never, in fact, done such a thing. But we detest his sick fantasy anyway.
 
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train

Guest
kibitzing by whom?...

this is an open thread...;)

it's cool...:cool:

train e's at SeFRo and dares him to stick his genitals in the pizza oven at work for 11 minutes, then flop them on the chess board!...

Board orientation(probably not needed, but just for details): White Queen's Rook sits on A1 to begin...

White) train's moves:
1)E2:E4, 2)D2;D4,

Black) Mythosx's moves:
1)E7:E5, 2)
 
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mythosx

Guest
White) train's moves:
1)E2:E4, 2)D2;D4,

Black) Mythosx's moves:
1)E7:E5, 2)E5xE4(PxP)

Center gambit...fargh...its been so long since played this thing...I wasn't sure if i was supposed to bite. I knew I should have tried Sicillian. Ooh I could go for a pizza right now. Whats that Eta on that Pizza ICBM Sefro?
 
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Notepad

Guest
Oh, you still wanted that? The pizza is now $8.59 because we raised the 6.99 special up to over seven bucks. Oh, and the use of an ICBM is gonna incur a huge modest delivery fee: About ten million dollars.

Where in Japan are you, again? Our technician...er, driver, is gonna need directions.

And train, I'd put my own genitals in that oven, but I already stuffed a coworker in there, and after seeing what happened to him, I don't quite think I want a crispy critter in my pants.
 
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train

Guest
E5:E4(PXP) is not a legal move...

still your turn, second move...

(And I won't be a jerk and make you move that piece (presumption of touching piece) if you'd rather move something else... up to you... I really hate it when idiots do that crap and make you move somthing - especially if the touch is accidental...)
 
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mythosx

Guest
Originally posted by mythosx
White) train's moves:
1)E2:E4, 2)D2;D4,

Black) Mythosx's moves:
1)E7:E5, 2)E5xE4(PxP)

Center gambit...fargh...its been so long since played this thing...I wasn't sure if i was supposed to bite. I knew I should have tried Sicillian. Ooh I could go for a pizza right now. Whats that Eta on that Pizza ICBM Sefro?
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White) train's moves:
1)E2:E4, 2)D2:D4,

Black) Mythosx's moves:
1)E7:E5, 2)E5xD4(PxP)

My bad...I meant D4...its been too long
 
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train

Guest
White) train's moves:
1) E2:E4, 2) D2;D4, 3) D1;D4(QxP)

Black) Mythosx's moves:
1) E7:E5, 2) E5xD4(PxP)


D:1;D4 QxP
 
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mythosx

Guest
White) train's moves:
1) E2:E4, 2) D2;D4, 3) D1;D4(QxP)

Black) Mythosx's moves:
1) E7:E5, 2) E5xD4(PxP) 3)B8:C6


3)B8:C6

Man, this playing with out a board thing is kinda hard on the old noggin.
 
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train

Guest
Originally posted by mythosx
White) train's moves:
1) E2:E4, 2) D2;D4, 3) D1;D4(QxP), 4)D4:A4

Black) Mythosx's moves:
1) E7:E5, 2) E5xD4(PxP) 3)B8:C6

D4:A4

queen out early... aggressive - especially when playing for fun!... But man she's so hot, she just has to show her stuff to everyone...;)
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Notepad

Guest
You're playing Battleship, right?

Because, um, you guys suck at it. You haven't scored one hit on even that huge carrier yet. What kind of lame bombers are you!?!
 
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mythosx

Guest
White) train's moves:
1) E2:E4, 2) D2;D4, 3) D1;D4(QxP), 4)D4:A4

Black) Mythosx's moves:
1) E7:E5, 2) E5xD4(PxP) 3)B8:C6 4)F8:C5

F8:C5

I can't tell, You are playing a blind man right now.
 
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train

Guest
White) train's moves:
1) E2:E4, 2) D2;D4, 3) D1;D4(QxP), 4)D4:A4, 5)C1:E3

Black) Mythosx's moves:
1) E7:E5, 2) E5xD4(PxP) 3)B8:C6 4)F8:C5

C1:E3
 
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mythosx

Guest
White) train's moves:
1) E2:E4, 2) D2;D4, 3) D1;D4(QxP), 4)D4:A4, 5)C1:E3

Black) Mythosx's moves:
1) E7:E5, 2) E5xD4(PxP) 3)B8:C6 4)F8:C5 5)C5xE3(BxB)

C5:E3

I got lost in some moves so I'm gonna just take the easy way out.
 
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train

Guest
I'll be gone for a week as of this Sat...

White) train's moves:
1) E2:E4, 2) D2;D4, 3) D1;D4(QxP), 4)D4:A4, 5)C1:E3, 6)

Black) Mythosx's moves:
1) E7:E5, 2) E5xD4(PxP) 3)B8:C6 4)F8:C5 5)C5xE3(BxB)

F2:E3 PxB
 
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mythosx

Guest
White) train's moves:
1) E2:E4, 2) D2;D4, 3) D1;D4(QxP), 4)D4:A4, 5)C1:E3, 6)F2:E3(PxB)

Black) Mythosx's moves:
1) E7:E5, 2) E5xD4(PxP) 3)B8:C6 4)F8:C5 5)C5xE3(BxB) 6)

G8:F6
 
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train

Guest
:p

White) train's moves:
1) E2:E4, 2) D2;D4, 3) D1;D4(QxP), 4)D4:A4, 5)C1:E3, 6)F2:E3(PxB) 7)B1:C3

Black) Mythosx's moves:
1) E7:E5, 2) E5xD4(PxP) 3)B8:C6 4)F8:C5 5)C5xE3(BxB) 6)G8:F6


B1:C3
 
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