Casting for: CPA Reality 3

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fuzzy510

Guest
Yes, that's right, everybody's favorite reality series is continuing. Best of all, it's not another Survivor spoof! Instead, you can got through the painstaking application process for our little spoof of "Big Brother."

Here's how to apply:

1. Post your name here.

That's the incredibly hard process. I will be the host. Get postin'!
 
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Baron Sengir

Guest
(Walks to the mike, taps it)

Ahem ... Uh, Baron Sengir. Thank you.

(Walks off the stage in the wrong direction until two lovely ladies point him in the other direction. Bites them on the throat.)

I remain
The Baron
Lookin for love in all the wrong places
 
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magicman_moe

Guest
uhhh dude we're not even done with the one we are on!

or did i miss something here
 
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fuzzy510

Guest
You see, Turd Cutter's sorta dead. Or so we think. So, like we did with CPA Reality 1, if he doesn't show up in two days, Ransac wins.

Anyway, you think that Survivor 2 started casting AFTER Survivor? No, they started DURING the first one. You see? It's more realistic! So, we have Baron Sengir as the first person. Who's next? We need 9 more.
 
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nodnarb24

Guest
This is a tough application.
[color="336699"]Nodnarb24 tries to think of his name.[/color]

ummm... uhhh... uh my name is... let's see... umm... oh I got it... no wait that's not it... oh I got it now... IT'S RANSAC!!!!
 
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Ransac

CPA Trash Man
I win? Hmm. Well, I think Nodnarb should be the winner if it's at random, seeing as how I won the first show.




Ransac, cpa trash man
 
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Daggertooth

Guest
Daggertooth walks up to the mike. Takes it. then walks away. :D


*I'm in*
 
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TURD CUTTER!!!

Guest
I'll be in

TURD CUTTER!!!

Now, I gotta get over to CPA Reality:2 and get some sort of immunity challenge over there
 
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fuzzy510

Guest
Who else? We have:

Nodnarb
Turd Cutter
Daggertooth
Baron Sengir

Post people!
 
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fuzzy510

Guest
Four more! Come on people! We have:

Baron Sengir
Nodnarb
Daggertooth
Turd Cutter
Ransac
Istanbul
 
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magicman_moe

Guest
uhhh i wanna be in!!!

lemme in i will have my revenge on turd cutter!!!

haw haw haw!
 
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fuzzy510

Guest
Three more people! I will host, so we have:

Baron Sengir
Nodnarb
Daggertooth
Turd Cutter
Ransac
Istanbul
Magicman Moe

Who else? Come on, people!!!!!!!
 
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Prince RXI

Guest
Hey Fuzzy, I'm your worst nightmare, your butt is mine... oh, just thinking of an old joke, sorry.

*RXI walks up to the stage, reaches up his butt, and, pulls Daggertooth out. He takes the microphone from Daggertooth and sets it down. He then shoves Daggertooth back in.*

I'm in. RXI

*RXI takes Daggertooth BACK OUT, gives him the mircophone, and puts Daggertooth back in his butt. He then walks off the stage, and into a crowd that is armed with bats.*





Prince RXI, The guy that is about to die:(
 
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fuzzy510

Guest
You know what? Ten is a bad number. Really bad. Because of that, CPA Reality 3 will start on Monday, April 9, with this cast:

Baron Sengir
Nodnarb
Daggertooth
Turd Cutter
Ransac
Istanbul
Magicman Moe
Prince RXI

Unlike CPA Reality 1 and 2, this cast of eight will NOT decide who gets the boot. Instead, all of the other poor saps on the CPA will be able to vote you out. A poll will be put on each day's thread, and you will be able to vote someone out of the CPA Reality complex, in a location that will be revealed on Monday. You will send me nominations for who you wan to kick out, and the two (or more, in a tie) with the most nominations will be the possible people who could be kicked out.

Good luck!
 
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Daggertooth

Guest
uh, fuzy. Just a suggestion. Put some restrictions on the use of magic or anything like that. I'd really hate to see the island blow up.


Oh and Fuzy,

fuzzy: What?
Daggertooth Punches Fuzy in the Face.
Daggertooth: thats what. :D




Daggertooth
 
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TURD CUTTER!!!

Guest
do just the contestant send nominations, or does everyone send nominations?
 
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