Cards that you love to cringe at

Discussion in 'Home Made Cards' started by Ransac, Sep 24, 2000.

  1. Ransac CPA Trash Man

    Being a new nember, I thought I would give you guys more of an insight at my personality. These cards reflect it.

    Blast-o-Cheerios
    2GU
    Creature-Breakfast Beast
    fading 9,954,544
    In Blast-o-Cheerios is the target of a spell or ability, take that spell or ability's controller's deck and dunk it in milk

    5/5


    Butt Gnomes
    5
    Creature-Gnomes
    T: Moon target player
    1: untap Butt Gnomes

    3/3


    Unmental Magic
    3UU
    Enchantment
    Each player must play with their eyes closed(won't this be fun)


    Bing-Bang Walter, former AErathi soldier, presently a hippie
    3WUR
    Creature-Mixed-up Soldier Legend
    T: Prevent the next 4 damage dealt to target creature or player.
    T: AErathi Hippie deals 4 damage to target creature or player.
    T: Roll up target card and smoke it.
    8/3


    That's all for now.

    Ransac, he who dropped himself on the head as a baby
  2. Ransac CPA Trash Man

    I just got hit in the head and had some inspirations.

    Brownish-Green Lotus
    0
    Artifact
    If you can make target player puke, sacrifice Brownish-Green Lotus and add 5 mana of any combination of colors in your mana pool.


    Giant Flying Midget
    2RRR
    Creature-Giant Flying Midget
    Flying
    Haste
    R: +1/+1 until end of turn
    At the end of your turn, Sacrifce Giant Flying Midget and throw him at target opponent's lands. Destroy all lands that he touches.

    3/3


    Monkey Sperm
    WWWG
    Creature-Icky Goo
    When Monkey Sperm (giggle) comes into play, gain control of target monkey. That monkey must then bathe until the Monkey sper leaves play

    4/4


    Tommy, Power Player
    2GG

    Creature-Legend Gamer
    4: Draw 5 cards and fart on your opponent's deck and on any copies of Timmy, Power Gamer that that opponent owns

    1/1

    Wake of Morning
    WB
    Sorcery
    Target play must yawn, scratch his behind, act like he is drunk, and accidently step on target cat's tail. If he doesn't, you gain 255 life.



    That's all again

    Ransac, that guy who said things about himself
  3. Ransac CPA Trash Man

    MORE CARDS!!!!!

    Instant Oatmeal
    2RR
    Instant
    Take target card and grind it into dust. That's card's controller must pour milk on it and eat it. If he makes a bad face, destroy all lands that player controls.


    Bad Breath
    2GB
    Instant
    Eat anchovies, garlic, poody-crud, and other bad tasting foods. Breathe in target player's face. That player must breathe in the toxic fumes. If he says anything except "Hi-ho, hiddly-moe, we're off to smoke at grandma's", that player loses the game. He cannot gag or cough anytime during this process.
    This card cannot be countered or targeted by any spell or ability.



    That's all for now.

    Ransac, the one with one butt cheek, and another one
  4. Ransac CPA Trash Man

    How about this?

    Ransac's Toilet seat
    BRW
    Sorcery
    Destroy all creatures in play.


    Ransac, BOO-yah
  5. Ransac CPA Trash Man

    No card, just bored.



    Ransac, that bastard
  6. K9Archmage He Might Be Giants

    Ransac's Brain
    4
    instant

    all players must twist all cards in play then eat them as if they were twizzlers. then all players must take their creatures and pretend that they are evil smiling sheep.
  7. Ransac CPA Trash Man

    Freaky, another like me.


    Ransac, getting kind of wierded out here
  8. Ransac CPA Trash Man

    Poo-Gas
    GB
    Instant
    Target creature dies. No, it isn't destroyed, it isn't buried, and it isn't removed from the game, it dies. You can't use that card ever again, you might as well rip it up. Okay, then, fine, clarification text.

    Rip up target card and place it in opponent's Yoo-hoo.




    Ransac, heh-heh-heh
  9. Ransac CPA Trash Man

    NEW CARD! NEW CARD!!!!


    Who wants to pretend to be a millionaire
    BBB
    Enchantment
    When this card enters play, target a player. For the remainder of the game, even if this enchantment is destroyed, that player must respond to every statement, even those not directed towards him/her, with "Is that you final answer?". If he/she does not, that player sacrifices all permenents that he/she controls.


    Ransac, heh-heh-heh
  10. fuzzy510 I Don't REALLY Exist

    fuzzy510, Guy that Takes Over Threads 2BBBB
    Creature-Legendary Thief

    First Strike, trample, protection from CPA
    members who start threads.

    1: fuzzy510 makes an irrelevent post that has
    nothing to do with the topic in target player's
    thread. Zadok001 then closes that thread.

    "FWAHAHAHAHA!"

    9/7
  11. Ransac CPA Trash Man

    Thread closer? That's bad. But, here's a counter to that.


    Open Thread
    UUU
    Instant
    Open target closed thread that was closed via a stupid comment. Remove that comment from the game.


    Ransac, cpa trash man
  12. Ransac CPA Trash Man

    New Card! New Card!

    Look Mom! No Hands!!!
    Enchantment
    BBBUUU
    All players discard their hands. Whenever a player would draw a card, they take the top card of their library and put it in their graveyard.
    Look Mom! No Hands! cannot be countered or targeted by any spell or abilities.


    Ransac, thinks this card would rule in Recurring Nightmare/Survival of the Fittest decks
  13. Hawaiian mage CPA symbiod

    Real Hand to Hand
    RU
    Leave the current game in progress and kick target players ass. If you succede, take his deck and run for the nearest bus station. If you fail, your opponent takes your deck and runs to the nearest us station.
    Oh no, not you again!
    -Jaya Ballard, Task mage
  14. K9Archmage He Might Be Giants

    chips ahoy! 2bb
    summon cookies

    fading 1,000
    if there are now fade counters on chips ahoy! then you may take 1,000 turns after this one.
    cannot be the target of spells, abilities, and sad crying cows.
    last strike(if blocks or is blocked, other creature gains first strike until end of turn)
    crying(this creature can only block creatures with crying)
    protection from smilies,spoons, and milk
    3/3
  15. Ransac CPA Trash Man

    What potential K9Archmage has. My GOD!!!!! He should be my apprentice or something. There's just one thing he must learn.


    *Ransac snaps his fingers and K9Archamge is wearing black clothes*

    I love doing that.

    Ransac, cpa trash man

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