Cards as Weapons

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Hetemti

Guest
Finally my 2,000 useless commons have a reason for exisitance!
 
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Apollo

Guest
Wow! I checked out that site and told my dad about it. He said "Hey! I've got that book!" Minutes later, he emerged with a dust-covered book. I asked him why in the world he bought a book on card throwing; it turns out that the book has lots of nude models.:)

I'm learning to do it now. I have no accuracy, but the household pets are terrified of me already!

And I've ruined lots of basic land...
 
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Hetemti

Guest
Just use 5th edition land. It's ruined fresh from the pack.
 
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Apollo

Guest
Yes! I can now throw an Island through a piece of paper!

If we all master this, we can use our massive card collections to TAKE OVER THE WORLD!!!
 
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Ransac

CPA Trash Man
Finally, my time has come. The world will be mine. I will start this world domination quest while in Hawaii, that way we won't need to conquer it later.



Ransac, cpa trash man
 
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Gerode

Guest
I have absolutely no accuracy, but I can consistently throw it almost across the length of my house.

Forest of Death
Land Invasion
T: Add G to your mana pool
Throw: Destroy target object on shelf.
 
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Dementia

Guest
Like ransac REAAAALLLY needed another weapon in the Battle Arena!

If you become known as the Card Flinging Maniac I might just get suspicious;)

I saw that kind of card throwing stuff on a comedy hour a couple of years ago......the guys impaled the green side of a watermelon with cards:eek:

I think that I will give that a shot......

Picture it: Worlds, me and Jon Finkel in the 3rd and deciding game....he's at 2, me at 3. I play a Shock.....he Undermimes it......then I rear back and fling the damn card right through his cranium.......

:D
 
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Neo_Keo

Guest
I saw this book in one of the inquest a while back when they had an article about what would make great gifts. Has anybodt here ever seen Who's the Winner 1,2,or 3 well in the movie there was a lot of people killing each oher by using cards. Plus a lot of card playing action going on but beside that I can now throw cards at my friends while driving by. :D:D:D:D
 
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Cateran Emperor

Guest
Hurrah! Our time has come! Let's go everyone, start practicing our tactics: First off, Hail of Basic Lands!
 
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Sammy Dead-O

Guest
My roommate and I got into this a little while back, after it was mentioned in InQuest. Many living room battles were waged.

Isn't it a great feeling to slice a piece of paper with one of 'em?

Maybe at the next Prerelease, instead of a CPA crap rare draft, we can have a crap rare WAR.:)
 
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Dementia

Guest
I can also flick um across my house now:)

I finally found a use for white bordered cards.....they are pretty when they are rotating:)

My mom and sister have already been forced to scream "OW! Stop Joe! Those things REALLY sting!"
 
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Apollo

Guest
I am successfully sticking them in my Manny Ramirez poster.

Teach him to move to Boston! Mwa-ha-ha!
 
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RabidKimba

Guest
Apollo - take good care of the book, the cheapest you can get a replacement for on Amazon is around $200. The card-throwing technique really does work.... I'm actually able to fight back to my evil card-throwing friends. >:]
 
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Apollo

Guest
Guns are for wimps. A true warrior must be proficient in all forms of weaponry. I shall slice your gun in two with a deft toss of a single Shield Bearer. The next card, a Squire, shall take off your head. Mwa-ha-ha-ha-ha-aha-hahahahahahahhahah!!
 
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Gerode

Guest
All the corners of my deck of playing cards are bent because of frequent collisions into the walls. They won't fly straight anymore! :(
 
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