Bored made my own card... wanna do the same...?

[NeuroDeus]

NeuroDeus, Depths Lord
3GU
Creature - Lord Legend
3/4
Flying, First Strike. All Snakes gain +1/+1, forestwalk and islandwalk.
G: All creatures gain +2/+1 and trample until end of turn. Play this ability only once each turn.
2UU,T: Counter target non-creature, non-artifact spell.

 

[Pezmeister]

Originally posted by NeuroDeus
NeuroDeus, Depths Lord
3GU
Creature - Lord Legend
Flying, First Strike. All Snakes gain +1/+1, forestwalk and islandwalk.
G: All creatures gain +2/+1 and trample until end of turn. Play this ability only once each turn.
2UU,T: Counter target non-creature, non-artifact spell.

a creature without power or toughness. that's an innovative idea...

 

[FoundationOfRancor]

FoR, the Loser -Rare
1GG
Creature -Legend
Skip your draw step.
All creatures you control get +2/+2 and trample.
During your upkeep, sacrifice a creature.
2/1

Well, thats mine....

 

[linsivvi]

hmm...maybe its an enchantment, gone wrong......way wrong

 

[MrXarvox]

I can't make just ONE, I have more personalities than THAT...

X, the transient 0
Creature- illusion
During your upkeep, sacrifice a land, a creature, and an enchantment, or remove all permanents you control from the game.
When X, the transient comes into play, search your library for all permanents and put them into play.
All permanents other than X, the transient are treated as if they have no game text and no power or toughness.
0/1




X, the artificer 3RU
Creature- legend
2,T: put a +1/+1 counter on target creature.
2,T: put a +2/+0 counter on target creature.
2,T: put a +0/+2 counter on target creature.
4,T: put an amulet counter on target creature.
Creatures with amulet counters on them gain +0/+2 and cannot be the target of spells or abilities.




X, the lunatic 7RRR
Creature- spirit legend
Flying, First Strike
When X, the lunatic comes into play, destroy all permanents other than creatures.
10/8


I could do more but I don't feel like it

 

[Bob]

Bob (R)
Creature-Legend
WWG
G-Put a 3/1 green cheese token with first strike and haste into play. Sacrifice it at end of turn
W-Put a 0/1 white cheese token into play with "Sacrifice ~this~ to gain 3 life.
W,T, Sacrifice a white cheese token: Prevent all damage dealt to Bob this turn.
Bob cannot be the target of spells or abilities.
"Behold the Power...of Cheese."
0/5




I can be pretty annoying if you have a lot of lands. Now you can make a really cheesy deck. (bad pun alert!)

 

[NeuroDeus]

I was supposed to be a 3/4 like Fat Ertai... dunno... must have been reallllly bored...

 

[Captain Caveman]

Card Title: Captain Caveman, the Destroyer
Color: Red
Type: Nomad-Legend
Cost: 2RR
Pow/Tgh: 2/3
Card Text: When Captain Caveman, the Destroyer comes
into play destroy target land or target Artifact.
"I'm old.......... and I don't have time for peace!"

 

[Azreal the Soulmaster]

BB5
Azreal, the Soulmaster
creature- legend
all souls get +1 +1
when ~This~ comes into play put 6 0/1 soul tokens into play.
~This~ has power and toughness equal to the number of soul tokens in play
1BBB tap: put a 0/1 soul token into play
" In the corruption of humanity, the pure soul is the only jewel worth saving "
*/*

 

[Turtlewax Joe]

Turtlewax Joe, The Big One! 1GGG
creature-neanderthal elf

during every upkeep this card is in play, put a giant squirle token into play, it is big, stupid, and likes nuts. Treat this token as a 2/2 green creature.
Fadind:5
1G, Remove a fade couter: Deal 1 damage to you and 1 damage to target creature or player. All squirels get +1/+1

1/2
"I would be the derangered hermit but someone took it first"

 

[Cateran Emperor]

Cateran Emperor
WWWW
Creature - Knight Legend; 2/5
First Strike, Flying, Attacking does not cause CE to tap.
4W, T: Search your library for a Soldier card and put that card into play. Then shuffle your library,
Sacrifice a Soldier: Return target enchantment card from your graveyard to your hand.
"Hell, who said I have to be fair?"

 

[Spiderman]

There's an older post somewhere in here that has older members' cards. DUke also had a thread that did a couple.

 

[Loafing Giant]

Loafing Giant, the big and fat
2RRRR
creature-legendary giant
2R,Tap, put a fat counter on loafing giant
sac. loafing giant to deal X damage to target creature or player. Where X is the number of counters on loafing giant minus his power
4/6
" He keeps Eating and Eating....and then all of a sudden--BOOOOM!!!!!!!"


there that is a ..... card!

 

[Turtlewax Joe]

Loafing Giant- You already have a card. to make yours uniqu add something, like Loafing Giant, THE FAT, or THE LAZY

 

[HumanError]

Fingerknives
BBB, Creature - Horror Legend, 3/1
Flying, first strike, protection from blue
Pay 2 life: Draw a card.
U: Counter target spell or ability that targets Fingerknives.

Hey, I like makin' cards.

 

[Zero T Katama]

Here is my card

Zero T. Katama, Ascendant Knight 3WW
Paladin Legend
First Strike, Protection From Black
~This~ does not tap when attacking
U: ~This~ gains flying untill end of turn
1WW: All damage that would be dealt to target creature is dealt to ~this~ instead. When this ability is used, ~this~ gains +1/+2 until end of turn. This ability may only be used once per turn.
3/4

"The defenseless must be protected from both high and low. Do you not agree?" - Zero T. Katama

 

[fuzzy510]

Fuzzy510, Irrational General
3RGW
Creature - Legendary Soldier
First Strike
XR, Tap: Flip a coin. If heads, Fuzzy510 deals X damage to each of your opponents. If tails, Fuzzy510 deals X damage to you.
XGGG, Tap: Flip a coin. If heads, all creatures you control get +X/+X and gain First Strike and Trample until end of turn. If tails, all creatures you don't control get +X/+X and gain First Strike and Trample until the beginning of your next turn.
XWW, Tap: Flip a coin. If heads, you gain X life. If tails, each of your opponents gain X life.
XRGGGWW, Remove Fuzzy510 from the game: Flip a coin. If heads, Fuzzy510 deals X damage to your opponent, you gain X life, and all creatures you control get +X/+X and gain First Strike and Trample until end of turn. If tails, Fuzzy510 deals X damage to you, each of your opponents gains X life, and all creatures you don't control get +X/+X and gain First Strike and Trample until the beginning of your next turn.
Threshold: Fuzzy510 gains "3: Reflip any coin toss." and "5: Reflip any coin toss. Any player may activate this ability."
2/3

You want to see those who thought their decisions through? The graveyard's over there.
-Fuzzy510, Irrational General