Bonjour. Je suis le new member.

Discussion in 'New & Returning Members' started by Thallid Ice Cream Man, Aug 27, 2000.

  1. Thallid Ice Cream Man 21sT CeNTuRy sChIZoId MaN

    Hello. I am a new member. Call me Thallid Ice Cream Man. I recently wrote a couple of humor articles for The Dojo, at which point one of you sent me to this site. I can post the articles here, but they're both pretty long.

    I have an idea. If anyone sees someone they know (or don't know) who, they think, would like being a member here, they could send the person an E-mail saying something like "There's a place for people like you..." and then linking them here.

    Oh well.

    Thallid Ice Cream Man
  2. Dark Horse New Member

    Let me be the first to greet you.

    At some point in your travels through the twisted maze of thought called the CPA, you'll likely come across a Greater Good Fanatic by the name of Zadok. He can be recognized by having more sprouts than hands. Well anyway, he is the resident nickname guy. You see the orange letters under my name, thats a nickname. If you want one, Private Message (The little PM button under each post.) Zadook, and tell him what you want it to be. From what I have gathered, this is a clean site, so any flames should be bought to the Battle Arena. Also, sporadic (Daily.) verbal assualts are held in the battle arena, and they welcome all comers.

    Wellee well wham wazzle, welcome to the nuthouse. Peanuts and trail mix are in the little bowl to your right. Hope you enjoy your stay here.
  3. nodnarb24 Supreme Overlord/The Rat King

    Tag Guard

    Welcome to the insame asylum you have to have atleast four buckles on you straight jacket to enter. :)
  4. theorgg Slob

    Actually, that's suppose to be my unofficial job...

    I hope you like it here, and feel free to submit any articals--there's a link to do that on the front page, I believe.

    Anyway, Welcome to the CPA. feel free to promote us as much as you want, usually by putting 'Proud CPA member' at the bottom of articals that you submit to other sites...
  5. Neo_Keo -=[I]=- []2ice |Voodles

    Welcome welocome weoclome ............................ many greetings to you and I do hope you have fun here.
  6. nanokill Veteran CPA Member<BR><FONT co

    Welcome to the insanity that is the cpa. your should love the resident inmates here. I know i'll never leave (struggling with straight jacket"come off dammit" j/k:D)
  7. Apollo Bird Boy

  8. Zadok001 CPA Founder, Greater Good

    Comedy man! :) I should think I've read your articles, seeing as I've read everything in the Humor section on the Dojo... Welcome aboard!

    Needless to say, I'm the much ridiculed Zadok001... Dark Horse stole my speech this time, so I'll just direct you to his instructions. Go ahead and send your previous articles to the front page if you'd like, we'll post 'em again. :) Can't hurt...
  9. Multani Treetrunk Guy

    I'm one of the few partially sane people here.
    I bust psychos with my treetrunk.

    Note: Watch out for TheOrgg and Nodnarb. :D
  10. Cateran Emperor Passed On

    Not to mention watch out for Ed! :eek:

    Now someone's stealing my little intro to the battle arena and our daily flame wars :( I feel like Zadok now :cool:

    Anyhoo, welcome to the Land of Obscure references (pie!) You'll figure them out eventually :D
  11. M-phoenix New CPA Member

    Hello from a fellow new member.

    The CPA: your home for all the voices in your head :)
  12. Almindhra Magic's Bitch

    Welcome little dauthi...
  13. Dark Horse New Member

    Sorry Emporer. I did'nt know the flaming was part of your speech. I hereby pledge 1000 Mogg Elite's to your cateran unit. Use them well.
  14. Zadok001 CPA Founder, Greater Good

    'Emporor?' Call me that again, and I'll start 'playing' with your nickname... :) J/K
  15. Spiderman CPA Man in Tights, Dopey Administrative Assistant

  16. Cateran Emperor Passed On

    He's talking to me Zadok :)

    Woohoo! Moggs!

    "One Treasure, Three Moggs, Too Bad"
  17. sageridder Legendary Cpa Member

  18. Phyrexian Pie-Eater Veteran CPA Member<BR><FONT co

    Welcome to Juras... whops wrong welcome tape. welcome to the cpa, Our little online island of magicism. I'm the guy who sent you that E-mail btw.
  19. Duel Has Less Posts Than Spiderman


    "How can you tell when Yogurt goes bad?"
    -George Carlin.
  20. Whimsical Adorable Sliver


    I'd welcome you to the nuthouse, mister Fungal Ice Cream man sir but it appears many many others have beaten me to the punch. Better late than never though!

    Now if you'll excuse me ... <starts elbowing her way towards the punch bowl>

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