Auctioning off all of Spidey's things

[Ransac]

After reviewing Spidey's bid, I shall review it some more...


*Ransac slowly backs out of the auction hall, whistling.*


Ransac, cpa trash man

 

[Killer Joe]

Sorry, I didn't know it was his. BTW, I have a blue dress, too, but it has a stain shall I give it to Spidey?

 

[Spiderman]

Um... I don't need it. Donate it to Goodwill or something... (and wash it first!)

 

[Ransac]

Well, KJ gave you back your back-up suit, but I doubt that Tabasco will give you back your mouse.

Ransac, cpa trash man

 

[Spiderman]

But then the spammers will win!

 

[Nightstalkers]

*stops going through the big box of Spidey junk he found in one of the CPA closets*

 

[Tabasco]

Aww...but I like this mousey's special powers...it even shoots webbing which comes in handy when people at my house use my computer...I come back and they are stuck to walls...I wish I were a moderator...sigh...here's your mousy

 

[Spiderman]

Thanks Tabasco. As a "reward" or bonus for giving it back without any incentive, I will make you moderator over Ransac for a year

 

[Ransac]

*Ransac runs away to become an amish biker.*


Ransac, cpa trash man

 

[Tabasco]

yay...Thanks Spidey when do I start?

 

[Ransac]

*Ransac rides by on his butter churn.*


Ransac, cpa trash man

 

[Nightstalkers]

Wouldn't bein' an Amish biker be kinda hard?

 

[Ransac]

ssshhhh!!!!! They're on to me!!!!!!


Ransac, cpa trash man

 

[Nightstalkers]

Did you make that metaphasic transducer by yourself?

 

[Spiderman]

Tabasco: You started yesterday. You already missed a day!

 

[Nightstalkers]

Dude spidey, there are times the janitors don't show up for a week or two...


But nobody complains for some reason.

 

[Ransac]

*Ransac disguises himself as a janitor.*


Ransac, cpa trash man