Attack On America

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Secret Asian Man

Guest
RARES:

Osama Bin-Laden
Creature - Terrorist Legend
Cost - 1RB
2/1
Osama cannot be the target of spells or abilities. All other Terrorists get +1/+1.

Mullah Mohammed Omar
Creature - Terrorist Legend
Cost - 1BW
1/1
Tap: All creatures controlled by target opponent must attack this turn. Any who do not are labeled unpatriotic and take 2 damage.

Wrath of Bush
Sorcery
Cost - 2WW
Wrath of Bush deals 2 damage to each Terrorist. Each player who controls a terrorist loses 2 life.

Plane Hijacking
Instant
Cost - 2RB
Target attacking Terrorist gains +3/+3 and flying until end of turn. At the end of this turn, remove that terrorist from the game and destroy target artifact controlled by the player attacked by that terrorist.

UNCOMMONS

F/A-18 Fighter Jet
Artifact
Cost - 7
4, Tap: Target creature gets +6/+6 and flying until end of turn.

Patriot Cruise Missile
Artifact
Cost - 5
2, Tap, Sacrifice Patriot Cruise Missile: Destroy target land and two target creatures controlled by the same opponent.

Anthrax
Sorcery
Cost - 2BB
Destroy target creature. No creatures controlled by that creature's controller untap as normal during that player's next untap phase.

War Profiteering
Enchantment
Cost - 3BW
Whenever an artifact or creature you control is put into the graveyard from play, gain life equal to it's converted casting cost.

Terrorist Training Camp
Land
Tap: Add 1 to your mana pool.
2, Tap: Put a 1/1 Red Terrorist token into play.

Islamic Jihad Cell
Creature - Terrorists
Cost - 2RR
2/2
2RR, Tap: Islamic Jihad Cell deals 2 damage to target creature or player.
1RRR, Tap, Sacrifice Islamic Jihad Cell: Destroy target artifact, target land, or target artifact and land.

COMMONS

Post-Attack Layoffs
Sorcery
Cost - 2W
Destroy all creatures. They can't be regenerated. This card is better than Wrath of God. Please buy more cards.

Ashcroft's Rage
Sorcery
Cost - 3RRR
Ashcroft's Rage can't be countered. Ashcroft's Rage deals 4 damage to target creature or player. This damage cannot be redirected or prevented. All creatures you control get -1/-0 until end of turn.

American Flag
Artifact
Cost - 0
RWU: You just wasted your mana, sucker.
 
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Bob

Guest
I thought of creating cards like that before, but I was afraid people would find them offensive.
 
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Turtlewax Joe

Guest
i have 3 word...WTF
How could you leave out some main guys...like the people who are backing up the terrorists right now...like this:

Sadam Whosane(sp?)
creature-retarded leader person legend
1RUB

0, t: This cards name changes till end of turn to: "So Damn Insane"

T.J.;p
 
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