Attack On America

Discussion in 'Home Made Cards' started by Secret Asian Man, Nov 3, 2001.

  1. Secret Asian Man New Member

    RARES:

    Osama Bin-Laden
    Creature - Terrorist Legend
    Cost - 1RB
    2/1
    Osama cannot be the target of spells or abilities. All other Terrorists get +1/+1.

    Mullah Mohammed Omar
    Creature - Terrorist Legend
    Cost - 1BW
    1/1
    Tap: All creatures controlled by target opponent must attack this turn. Any who do not are labeled unpatriotic and take 2 damage.

    Wrath of Bush
    Sorcery
    Cost - 2WW
    Wrath of Bush deals 2 damage to each Terrorist. Each player who controls a terrorist loses 2 life.

    Plane Hijacking
    Instant
    Cost - 2RB
    Target attacking Terrorist gains +3/+3 and flying until end of turn. At the end of this turn, remove that terrorist from the game and destroy target artifact controlled by the player attacked by that terrorist.

    UNCOMMONS

    F/A-18 Fighter Jet
    Artifact
    Cost - 7
    4, Tap: Target creature gets +6/+6 and flying until end of turn.

    Patriot Cruise Missile
    Artifact
    Cost - 5
    2, Tap, Sacrifice Patriot Cruise Missile: Destroy target land and two target creatures controlled by the same opponent.

    Anthrax
    Sorcery
    Cost - 2BB
    Destroy target creature. No creatures controlled by that creature's controller untap as normal during that player's next untap phase.

    War Profiteering
    Enchantment
    Cost - 3BW
    Whenever an artifact or creature you control is put into the graveyard from play, gain life equal to it's converted casting cost.

    Terrorist Training Camp
    Land
    Tap: Add 1 to your mana pool.
    2, Tap: Put a 1/1 Red Terrorist token into play.

    Islamic Jihad Cell
    Creature - Terrorists
    Cost - 2RR
    2/2
    2RR, Tap: Islamic Jihad Cell deals 2 damage to target creature or player.
    1RRR, Tap, Sacrifice Islamic Jihad Cell: Destroy target artifact, target land, or target artifact and land.

    COMMONS

    Post-Attack Layoffs
    Sorcery
    Cost - 2W
    Destroy all creatures. They can't be regenerated. This card is better than Wrath of God. Please buy more cards.

    Ashcroft's Rage
    Sorcery
    Cost - 3RRR
    Ashcroft's Rage can't be countered. Ashcroft's Rage deals 4 damage to target creature or player. This damage cannot be redirected or prevented. All creatures you control get -1/-0 until end of turn.

    American Flag
    Artifact
    Cost - 0
    RWU: You just wasted your mana, sucker.
  2. DÛke Memento Mori

    ...

    <laughs> Some heavy metaphors here. ;)
  3. Bob Idiot

    I thought of creating cards like that before, but I was afraid people would find them offensive.
  4. Turtlewax Joe CPA Hater of Train

    i have 3 word...WTF
    How could you leave out some main guys...like the people who are backing up the terrorists right now...like this:

    Sadam Whosane(sp?)
    creature-retarded leader person legend
    1RUB

    0, t: This cards name changes till end of turn to: "So Damn Insane"

    T.J.;p
  5. Bob Idiot

    ...Saddam Hussein
  6. fuzzy510 I Don't REALLY Exist

    Bastard doesn't deserve to live.
  7. Duster Protection from Idiots

    ...here we go again...:rolleyes:

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