Except the Witnesses don't want to stay when I invite them to come in and sit at my table, and those big Marilyn Manson and Insane Clown Posse and Slipknot posters are right there....
But I still want my rulebook. Every other card game has a condensed rulebook (you don't need the D'Angelo-style psychic two-billion page one) in their boxes, and Magic used to...so they should give it a try...
