Example of what WotC has to put up with:
#1
7:52 AM
Ring, Ring...
WotC: Hello, this is WotC customer service.
Customer: Hello, I'd like a pepperoni pizza with the works.
WotC: Sir, this isn't dominoes pizza.
Customer: Well, I don't really give a BLEEM! Give me the food in your office, NOW!
WotC: ...
Customer: ...
WotC: *Click*
#2
11:08 AM
Ring, Ring...
WotC: Hello, this is WotC customer service. How may I help you?
Customer: I need advice quick, I just found a written on card in a card shop and the guy sold it to me for 50 cents.
WotC: Sir, we cannot tell you anything about...
Customer: it has Richard Garfields signiture and has his alternate text!
WotC: Sir, please calm down. We cannot help you with...
Customer: But its signed by Richard himself!
WotC: Sir, please listen to me, we cannot prove the authenticity...
Customer: if your not going to help me you should just say so and quit wasting my time.
WotC: Goodbye *click*
#3
4:26 PM
Ring, Ring...
WotC: Hello, WotC customer service. How may I help you?
Customer: I need help quick!
WotC: Please calm down sir, what seems to be the problem?
Customer: My friends all said I'm wrong, but I know I'm right.
WotC: What is the problem, sir?
Customer: Everyone keeps telling me I'm a cardboard crack dealer! I sell cards to kids that are addicted to this BLEEM game.
WotC: Sir, I cannot help you with this type of problem.
Customer: Your just saying that to keep me on the line... Your Bill Gates!
WotC: Please calm down sir, I am a representative of WotC, not Microsoft.
Customer: You can't get me Bill, I'll kill you first! *click*
As a ploy to eliminate prank, useless, and otherwise obscene calls to WotC,
the company has "suggested" to the players that they should contact the
"source" for their card needs.
12:01 AM
Ring, Ring...
Cemetery: Hello?
Customer: I've got this card that says I can play cards from my graveyard as though they're in my hand. Could you tell me if they count as the number of cards in my hand?
Cemetery: Is this a prank call?
Customer: No its not, I just want some help with this card game.
Cemetery: Thats it, you kids have been calling me two or three times a day for this card schick. Leave me alone!
Customer: Hmph! If your going to be that way, I'm sorry that I ever called the graveyard for card help. *click*