Are You An Oxymoron?

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Gerode

Guest
Here are just a few card interactions that make no logical sense if applied to real-life.

Playing Feast of the Unicorn on a unicorn.
Having Light of Day and Darkest Hour in play at the same time.
Enchanting a Wasteland with Fertile Ground.
Enchanting a Fog Bank (or most other walls) with Cunning or Curiosity.
Playing Arrest on a Voice of Law
A Lightning Bolt killing a Lightning Elemental
A creature enchanted by Rancor and Pacifism
Countering Memory Lapse with Rethink

I'm sure everyone can think of many more!
 
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Zadok001

Guest
Terror destroying a Wall of Stone was an old favorite of mine. Rancor on a Peacekeeper is fun. And, of course, there's the old Web cast on a Will O' The Wisp.
 
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Ura

Guest
Fissure killing anything that has flying was one of my favorites.
 
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manchot_13

Guest
hmm... this is similar to a conversation me and a friend had the other day..
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What does urza think when he sees a horseshoe crab? when the crab wacks him with his tail he just laughs... but then when the crab picks up a book he's screams and runs around going "kill it kill it kill it!" and then the crab starts getting curious...
 
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MrXarvox

Guest
Holy Strength and Unholy Strength on the same creature is another.
 
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Neil Rigby

Guest
Casting a creature enchantment on one of your own creatures in an attempt to improve its abilities/stats. When put into real life this is just a loss of card advantage as they terror it :D
How stupid is THAT.
 
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Sleepy

Guest
cuz that sounds like something a pro would say except that nobody pro plays with Terror in there deck so what are you talking about?I seem to remember Empyrial Armor being a decent card and I think Rancor is a creature enchantmwent, isn't it? and a flying Water Elemental is a fun thing to picture I think, or a Serra Angel with Unholy Strength, or Burrowing. I'd play it as a combo just for the laugh I'd get.;)
 
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