And the nun said, "That's not an orange!"

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Evan_Mann

Guest
Why is it that every time, every single time, that I try to teleport to a magical plane of unicorns and rainbows, I open my eyes and I'm still sitting in my closet?

Hm?
 
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Zadok001

Guest
Try the dryer instead of the closet. The socks have to go somewhere.
 
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MrXarvox

Guest
nah, tried that once. never ever try the dryer. that's my advice. just... don't...
 
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terzarima

Guest
If you use the dryer, you meet Mr. Tubleness (The guy from Narnia... can't spell his name right... ever), its the realm where lost socks go.
 
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MrXarvox

Guest
well, I managed to get to a magical plane of unicorns and rainbows once, but it involved a piece of string, a handkerchief, a 4x4 foot square of elephant hide, and a total lack of wet noodles. You do the math.

:D :D :D :D :D
 
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Chaos Turtle

Guest
Chaos Turtle hands Evan_Mann a tiny square of paper with a smiley face painted on it.

Here.
Eat this.
 
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theorgg

Guest
Originally posted by Chaos Turtle
Chaos Turtle hands Evan_Mann a tiny square of paper with a smiley face painted on it.

Here.
Eat this.
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FOR SHAME! You, as an administrator of this site, shouldn't be incouraging non-family-friendly content!


Then again, this is Evan_Mann we're talking about, so he's probably taking the wrong turn after eating the toilet paper...
 
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MrXarvox

Guest
Hmm. Who is this "Eric_Mann" you speak of? I only see an Evan_Mann here. :p
 
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Chaos Turtle

Guest
Originally posted by theorgg
FOR SHAME! You, as an administrator of this site, shouldn't be incouraging non-family-friendly content!
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What so unfriendly about paper? And smiley faces? Paper is high in fiber you know.
 
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arhar

Guest
I think what you need is to call upon Falkor, the Luck Dragon! Maybe he'll help you fly to Fantasia.
 
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