Analogies

[Killer Joe]

Conan O'Brien does this all the time, let's see if we can do our own.
here's how it works:

You write:
:Blank is to blank::
as

Then submit thread.

The next person writes the answer In Bold
:Blank is to blank: (preferably a funny or amusing answer)

Then starts another anology....and so on...

This is a lot like the "question game", I know.

Just try it one time and let's see how it goes.

 

[Killer Joe]

Example:
uppy is to dog::
as
:Kitten is to cat::


For real now.

:Cardboard is to Magic::
as
:

 

[Spiderman]

oppy is to marijuana::

:Bulletproof is to Superman::

as

 

[Oversoul]

:Bathycolpian is to Wonder Woman::

:Buckminsterfullerine is to existentialism::

as...

 

[DarthFerret]

:Nietzsche is to Aristotle:


:Size is to Line-Backer:

as...

 

[Oversoul]

:Mass is to athlete::

:doldrum is to finesse:

as...

 

[Killer Joe]

:What a "Normal Life-Style" is to Michael Jackson::

hone sex is to Pat O'Brien::

as

 

[Oversoul]

:Xanadu is to Kubla Khan::

:Bindle is to bindlestiff::

as...

 

[DarthFerret]

:Sense is to Nonsense:


hilosophy is to psychiatry

as....

 

[Oversoul]

arallelogram is to rectangle::

:Apostrophe is to synecdoche::

as...