Tee-hee.
"When I was your age, cards were one color and one color only! If we wanted to play five colors, we played green, and that's that! You youngsters today...we didn't have this fancy-schmancy 'kicker' and 'fading' garbage...we had BANDING! And we liked it! There were three counterspells...Counterspell, Spell Blast, and Power Sink. And if you didn't like it, you didn't use blue! That was back in the days of Berserk. Ahhhh...good ol' Berserk. Good times...not like this 'Academy' garbage you young'uns seem to like! If you wanted a deck, you thought it up! And it usually won on turn 30, if it won at all! Games would last for HOURS! *grumble, grumble* Where's my Fork..."