Ad Slogan Generator

[theorgg]

Found this one at Misetings. Pretty amusing.

Don't live a little, Live an Orgg


http://www.thesurrealist.co.uk/slogan.cgi?word=Orgg

 

[Ransac]

Lipsmackin' Thirstquenchin' Acetastin' Motivatin' Goodbuzzin' Cooltalkin' Highwalkin' Fastlivin' Evergivin' Coolfizzin' Ransac.

Cream of Ransac

Mama's got the Magic of Ransac.

Monsieur, with this Ransac you are really spoiling us.

Your Ransac, Right Away.

Ransac-Lickin' Good.

Doing It Right Before Your Ransac.

Make Someone Happy with a Ransac.

Plink, Plink, Ransac...

The Sweet You Can Eat Between Meals Without Ruining Your Ransac.


This will consume every waking hour of my life from now on.


Ransac, cpa trash man

 

[Chaos Turtle]

I can't post the ones I did, they are dirty...

Oh what the heck...

****ring Stays Sharp 'til The Bottom of the Glass.

The Dirt says Hot, The Label says ***wipe.

Unzip a ***job.

Hmm... suddenly they are not so hilarious

Here:

Get The Jesus Christ Out.
(Krispy Kreme's new PC ad campaign)

Nobody Better Lay a Finger on my Magic: The Gathering.
(WotC's aggressive new slogan)

Snap Into A Slim America.
(new weight-loss plan, focusing on the fingers)

Too Orangey for Saddam Hussein.
(new Florida travel ad)

Tell Them About The George Bush, Mummy.
(...)

For Mash, Get Vurt.
(stick a feather in your mouth and smile...)

Things Happen After a Lord Of The Rings.
(what sort of things!?!?!)

An Ubik Works Wonders.
(indeed, P.K. Dick fans rejoice)

Fresh from the Captain's Smallpox.
(hot new club drink)

Don't You Just Love Being In Killing Spree?
(NRA ad campaign)

Choosy Mothers Choose Satan.
( )

...

(Say, I just saw "Jigglypuff" under the 'recently' line? That you, JP?)

 

[Deadman]

roflmao!!!

You Can On a Deadman, Can Do!
oO can what??

Go Crack a Deadman.
...should I take offense to that?

Let Your Deadman Do The Walking.

Smart. Beautiful. Deadman.
so true, so true

With A Name Like Deadman, It Has To Be Good.

Don't Be Vague. Ask for Deadman.

Reach Out and Touch Deadman.

Ask the Man From the Deadman.

Come Fly The Friendly Deadman.

What Would You Do For A Deadman?

Brilliant! Just brilliant!

 

[Svenmonkey]

Apparently...

This is the age of the Svenmonkey.

and

Happiness is Svenmonkey-shaped.

 

[theorgg]

Strong Enough for a Man, Made for an Orgg
(Hell Yea!)

Leaves Your Orgg Minty not Mediciney.

Australians Wouldn't Give An Orgg For Anything Else.

There's Only One Orgg.
(uhhh... not anymore...)

You've Got Questions. We've Got Orgg.

Because Orgg Can't Drive.
(wow. they're psychic.)

The Cream of Orgg.
(Oh Kaey...)

Please Don't Squeeze The Orgg.
( I'll never get a girlfriend...)

The Best Part of Waking Up is Orgg in Your Cup.
(LOL! I bet most of you don't want me in your cup!)

Obey Your Orgg.

Feel The Raw Naked Orgg Of The Road
(AWESOME!)

We Do Orgg Right.
(Bow Chicka BOW! Baw baw baw!Bow Chicka BOW! Baw BAW!)

Bet You Can't Eat Orgg.
(I wonder if this goes with the one above... )

My Goodness, My Orgg!

The Orgg With The Hole.
(WHAAAT??)

Stimulation for Body and Orgg.
( )

Just Do Orgg.
(Here's some nice nightmares for ya'll!)

Try Orgg, You'll Like It.

Sweet as the Moment When the Orgg Went "Pop"
(begins humming "Turning Japanese")

Kills All Known Orgg - Dead.
( )

That's Handy, Harry! Stick It In The Orgg.
(Uuuh... I think that last one doesn't sound too bad, now...)

If You Really Want To Know, Look In The Orgg.
( )

The Real Smell of Orgg.

Make Fun of Orgg.
(Oh. thanks, you bastids!)
Why ask why? Try Orgg.

 

[Zero T Katama]

Make Room For The Zero.
('s Right!)

You've Always Got Time For Zero.

Do The Zero.
(*sings Time Warp*)

Get Busy With The Zero.
(Seems there's a Get Zero laid ad campaign)

Every Zero Helps.

And finally, one of my own:

If you can't get help from Zero, then please, get help somewhere.