A Silly Multi-player Game

Discussion in 'Off Topic' started by Killer Joe, Oct 24, 2000.

  1. Spiderman CPA Man in Tights, Dopey Administrative Assistant

    With all the Moxes loose, it's time for:

    Urza's Power Plant, pass it through the Keep for red, Mox Monkey! GO!
  2. Whimsical Adorable Sliver

    Forest, Black Lotus. Sac lotus for black. BBB floating in the pool (if they stay too long, they might get a tan...) ... BBB in the pool (it's a regular mana pool party there!). Paralyze on the Mox Monkey ... BB in the pool (if I don't act fast, they might makeout). Playing Deathstroke. I stroke your Monkey, Spidey dahling! ;)

    On a side note ... I'll be top-decking because of that stunt. It was worth it to stroke Spidey's monkey though... :D

    [Edited by Whimsical on 10-25-00 at 01:58 PM]
  3. Landkiller CPA Menace

    Who did you 1st turn kill, Melkor? Oh, nevermind.

    Hmmm.. YellowJacket
    You fouled up my evil plan. You will face the wrath of (begins choking on..something)...dead creatures...(agghh)...

    Untaps and puts a
    Crystal Vein into play....Mwaaha!

    Taps Swamp for Kjeldoran Dead.
    --Thought you could stop me, huh!
    Sacrifices Kjeldoran Dead when it comes into play.
    Discards a Circling Vultures

    in my g.yard : D. Hordes, K. Dead, C. Vultures and M. Harpy.

    Beat that with a Poleaxe!
  4. Spiderman CPA Man in Tights, Dopey Administrative Assistant

    Let Whimsy stroke my monkey or not... let or not, let or not...

    Nah... tap my Tower, pass it through Keep for red, Lightning Bolt my own Monkey!

    Pbbbt!

    :D
  5. Killer Joe Active Member

    Taps 2 Forests & BoP for Black, Carrion Beetles.
    Attack Whimsy with Brown Ouphe and Man-o-War for 3.

    GO.
  6. Apollo Bird Boy

    Let's pull a random card out of my Legacy box...

    I will play a...
    drum-roll please...
    I can't bear to look...

    PLAGUE BEETLE!!!

    I'll then play an Orcish General and attack Yellowjacket with my Brassclaw Orc!
  7. Darsh Corrupt CPA Member

    Untap
    Draw

    Play a Plains
    Tap both lands, BALANCE!

    Go.:)
  8. Apollo Bird Boy

    MY ORCS!!! HOW DARE YOU!!! YOU SHALL DIE!

    Just as soon as I figure out how.
  9. Landkiller CPA Menace

    Thanks for the Balance, kids, I had no cards in hand!! Booya!
    Draws and plays Teferi's Isle! Now noone else can put Teferi's Isle out!! It's a one card Broken Combo!!
    Go.
  10. Whimsical Adorable Sliver

    Mah Miracle Worker and Camel!!! Bad, bad Darsh!!!

    <topdecks a Desert and plays it> Great. <eyes the Camel grumbling in the graveyard> Mah kingdom for a Disturbed Burial right about now... ;)
  11. Killer Joe Active Member

    So I had:
    2x Forest
    1x Bop
    1x Brown Ouphe
    1x Man-o-War
    and Darsh played Balance.
    So what do I have in play now?
  12. Whimsical Adorable Sliver

    Assuming that mister Darsh sir only had the two plains and nuked everyone with Balance ... that leaves everyone one with 2 lands, 6 or 7 cards in hand, and zippo creatures.

    In play,

    Plains
    Forest
    Desert

    Let's assume I Disenchanted mah own Moxie. ;) In the interests of fairness...

    <topdecks a Mother of Prunes and glances at the card> Eh?! Who's been monkeying around with mah deck?! <plays Mother of Prunes>

    FYI
    Mother of Prunes 1W
    Protection from Runes
    0/1

    :D
  13. Spiderman CPA Man in Tights, Dopey Administrative Assistant

    So lessee... I got a Koskun Keep and a Sorrow's Path in play...

    Let's put out a Dwarven Hold! And umm... Shield Sphere! GO!
  14. Killer Joe Active Member

  15. Spiderman CPA Man in Tights, Dopey Administrative Assistant

    at Yellowjacket's predicament...

    GO!
  16. Whimsical Adorable Sliver

    Land glut here. <topdecks a Maze of Shadows and plays it> Given mah luck, I'll probably draw a Glacial Chasm or Griffin Canyon next round... :D
  17. Spiderman CPA Man in Tights, Dopey Administrative Assistant

    I don't seem to be having a problem... :)

    My deck's doing exactly what it's supposed to do...

    Let's see... How about the dreaded BRASS MAN! GO!
  18. Killer Joe Active Member

    I top decked a Land Grant!
    Show my hand:
    -Spike Feeder
    -Pheldagriff
    -Propaganda
    -Wall of Resistance (hey, I like it)
    -Wall of Brumbles
    -Canopy Dragon
    -Lara Croft (I gotta keep my eyes occupied looking like I got a good hand so as I can Bluff you guys!)
    Fetch Tropical Island
    Play Tropical Island

    GO!
  19. Apollo Bird Boy

    Lessee. I got a mountain and a swamp. I'll drop a forest and play a foil Bloated Toad! GO!
  20. Landkiller CPA Menace

    Untaps, watches Teferi's Isle Phase away.

    Looks at his marvelous graveyard in wonder.

    Go!!

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