A return of the old favorite...

[Turtlewax Joe]

WEASEL COUNTRY!!!!

Ransac's original creation:

Weasle Country
Land

T: Kick target playing in the nuts

I think we should make another land in the same flavor:

Weasle Country II
Land

1: Kick target palyer in the nuts

This is obviously better because there are ways to get infinite mana. fun stuff.

 

[train]

Weasle Country III
Land
T: Kick target palyer in the nuts and kiss his girlfriend.

If the kiss you gave target player's girlfriend had tongue involved, you may choose to untap {this}.
If his girlfriend is not kissable - replace all instances of the word kiss on this card with slap and tongue with brass-knuckles.

 

[Ransac]

*Sniff* You guys love my work. *Sniff* You really do.


*Ransac notices that train's post count is dangerously close to his.*

Damn. Oh well. Looks like I'll be passed soon.


*Ransac rejoices when he remembers that will still be in the top 10.*


WOOHOO!


Ransac, cpa trash man

 

[train]

Oh ransac...

I'd never forget all the randomness you've brought to my online life!...