A return of the old favorite...

Discussion in 'Home Made Cards' started by Turtlewax Joe, Jan 1, 2003.

  1. Turtlewax Joe CPA Hater of Train

    WEASEL COUNTRY!!!!

    Ransac's original creation:

    Weasle Country
    Land

    T: Kick target playing in the nuts

    I think we should make another land in the same flavor:

    Weasle Country II
    Land

    1: Kick target palyer in the nuts

    This is obviously better because there are ways to get infinite mana. fun stuff.
  2. train The Wildcard!!!...

    Weasle Country III
    Land
    T: Kick target palyer in the nuts and kiss his girlfriend.

    If the kiss you gave target player's girlfriend had tongue involved, you may choose to untap {this}.
    If his girlfriend is not kissable - replace all instances of the word kiss on this card with slap and tongue with brass-knuckles.
  3. Ransac CPA Trash Man

    *Sniff* You guys love my work. *Sniff* You really do.


    *Ransac notices that train's post count is dangerously close to his.*

    Damn. Oh well. Looks like I'll be passed soon.


    *Ransac rejoices when he remembers that will still be in the top 10.*


    WOOHOO!


    Ransac, cpa trash man
  4. train The Wildcard!!!...

    Oh ransac...:eek:

    I'd never forget all the randomness you've brought to my online life!...;) :cool:

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