Listening to Zadok002 whisper audible words was a new experience for the CPA members, since the only other times they had been around him was when he tried to slaughter Ransac and Oversoul (like, page 23-30, or so).
"Never let them see you soil your pants," is the new slogan for scotch guard, which Killer Joe is frantically applying to his soiled pants. (* With apologies to Right Guard. *)
Right as he caught sight, the pants and their owner lumbered towards him, since Killer Joe accidentally sprayed Scotch Guard in his eyes which became burning sphincters of pain, his tears were quickly shed in beads of saline by the new chemical coating.