A New Kind of Game!!!

[Ransac]

Fighting proved to be futile for KJ, as his own pants tackled him as well.


Ransac, cpa trash man

 

[Oversoul]

Gross!

 

[BigBlue]

"Holy stinkypants Batman!", exclaimed the Boy Wonder at this latest development.

 

[DarthFerret]

Ingenious!

 

[Ransac]

Just when everyone thought that things were going the way they should, Zadok002 showed up with murdersous intent in his eyes.


Ransac, cpa trash man

 

[Spiderman]

"Killer Joe, for keeping on such soiled pants long after the deed has been done, I sentence you to the Sphincter of Doom!" he proclaims.

 

[Ransac]

Listening to Zadok002 whisper audible words was a new experience for the CPA members, since the only other times they had been around him was when he tried to slaughter Ransac and Oversoul (like, page 23-30, or so).

Ransac, cpa trash man

 

[Mooseman]

Many a CPA'er has tried to orchestrate Zadok002 return, but it was the long soiled pants of KJ that did the deed.

 

[BigBlue]

"Never let them see you soil your pants," is the new slogan for scotch guard, which Killer Joe is frantically applying to his soiled pants. (* With apologies to Right Guard. *)

 

[Ransac]

Oversoul is vehemently mangled by Zadok002.


Ransac, cpa trash man

 

[Spiderman]

"Phew, at least that wasn't me," thought Mooseman, as he watched the mangling.

 

[Ransac]

Quite fortunately, Zadok002 stopped mangling Oversoul when the pants caught his eye.


Ransac, cpa trash man

 

[BigBlue]

Right as he caught sight, the pants and their owner lumbered towards him, since Killer Joe accidentally sprayed Scotch Guard in his eyes which became burning sphincters of pain, his tears were quickly shed in beads of saline by the new chemical coating.

 

[Oversoul]

Since Oversoul was no longer being mangled, he did the sensible thing and shot Ransac...

...a smile.

 

[Ransac]

This sparked an idea in Ransac, who thoroughly beat Oversoul....


...to the punch and got a net to capture Killer Joe with his pants and a tranquilzer to subdue Zadok002.


Ransac, cpa trash man

 

[Spiderman]

Until THAT plan came to a halt when he found that all the tranquilizers had been used to shoot Killer Joe.

 

[Ransac]

Very bravely, Ransac attempts to make a triumphant retreat.

Ransac, cpa trash man

 

[Oversoul]

Which didn't work out as well as Ransac had hoped.

 

[Ransac]

Xylophones unfortunately blocked his path.


Ransac, cpa trash man

 

[Spiderman]

Yodeling clones of Weird Al were playing them.