A New Kind of Game!!!

[Mooseman]

Zooming out of the solar system, they pass the great and mighty Ransac on his way to put his plan of world domination into action.

 

[Oversoul]

As he flew past Pluto, Billy Joel hit a pocket of gas and sound waves could once again be tramsmitted, enabling him to play "The Song Which Transports People Back to Earth" (it sounds similar to, but not exactly like, "The Night is Still Young").

 

[DarthFerret]

Bewildered, DarthFerret looked around wondering what has happened in the last few weeks....

 

[BigBlue]

Christie was amazed that Billy just left her soaring through space as he was musically transported back to Earth - you might even say she was bewildered...

 

[Mooseman]

Darthferret and Christie seem to have met in the realm of bewilderment. Christie looks down her nose and askes, "Do you bathe?"

 

[DarthFerret]

Energetically, DarthFerret starts bathing in a magical gold tub that appeared around the magically nekkid Christie. He then splashes her with bubbles...

 

[BigBlue]

Franticly, Christie tried hard to cover herself with the bubbles, unfortunately for her...

 

[DarthFerret]

Gargantuan Gregarious Gorrillas from the planet Gorgon erupted from the tub, stealing all of the bubbles and started....

 

[EricBess]

Hold on a minute...Singers, models, and now gorrillas. Isn't that getting just a bit out there....

 

[Oversoul]

I don't know. The point is that her bubble-covering attempts were entirely ineffectual.

 

[DarthFerret]

Just precisely the point I was trying to convey, and now...back to the story at hand....(which, ironically is the only part of Christie that is still covered in bubbles)...

 

[Spiderman]

Just then, DarthFerret's wife poked him real hard and he woke up, ending THAT dream...

 

[BigBlue]

Kind of, except Spiderman used the wrong letter - so the dream was in fact not a dream at all - just an alternate possibility from a parallel reality.

 

[EricBess]

Kryptonite must have been involved for Spidey to have messed up like that...

 

[BigBlue]

Now that's funny... (skipping the two lost letters at this point... they'll have to be accounted for somehow...)

 

[Spiderman]

Lamentations issued from Spidey's mouth as he realized he forgot to read the last page of the thread before replying....

Methinks BigBlue and EricBess just posted at the same time for them to get the same letter....

 

[EricBess]

Nope, it was intentional

Oops, just did it again

 

[BigBlue]

Possibly... though we still have the dilemna of DarthFerret's alternate reality suddenly colliding into our own due to the vortex of double letters...

 

[Mooseman]

Quickly, the quiet Quaker quaffed his fresh milk and cued his brethren to assist in erecting a barn around Darthferret's quirky reality.

 

[DarthFerret]

Reality, however was out to lunch, and soon the fantasy land that DarthFerret created became the new reality....