A New Kind of Game!!!

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BigBlue

Guest
Fortunately, the pipe bomb landed in the flushing toilet of the stall next to Killer Joe... Unfortunately for him...
 
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EricBess

Guest
"Help!" he cried, as the waters grew deeper and he was forced to start climbing up on top of the toilet to avoid the unpleasantries floating around him.
 
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Spiderman

Administrator
Staff member
"I can't believe I still haven't wiped," muttered Killer Joe as he clambered monkey-style along the tops of the stalls until he reached the door. "My undies are going to be smellin' something fierce."
 
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BigBlue

Guest
Justice was being served, then Killer Joe thought to use the fountain of fresh water from the blown toilet as a bidet - terminating his need for TP, but making him use the hand dryer in a different manner...
 
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BigBlue

Guest
Many rough paper towels later, he felt he was adequately dried, when he got a sudden "urge" he needed to take care of in the now flooded stall, beginning again this convoluted process.
 
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Spiderman

Administrator
Staff member
Nowhere to be seen was the bathroom janitor, who could clean the stalls and plumbling and provide new TP and thus solve his problems...
 
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train

Guest
Only to find out that the new TP cost more than was previously expected, and the company's margin was dropping fast... "Dang double-ply" he screamed...
 
Mooseman

Mooseman

Isengar Tussle
Quickly the janitor hurries from the flooded room in hopes of avoiding the wrath of Chuck Norris and having to listen to his speal on the Total Gym....... without Christie Brinkley.
 
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train

Guest
Reminding himself that it was only one night with her... and that Chuck wasn't supposed to know...
 
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BigBlue

Guest
Surprise! Christie Brinkley popped out of a stall to confront Chuck Norris, with her ex Billy Joel around as "backup".
 
Mooseman

Mooseman

Isengar Tussle
Then suddenly, a piano comes rolling out of the janitor's closet and Billy starts banging out a bathroom rendition of.......
 
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EricBess

Guest
"Uptown Girl", which seems wildly out of place, given the current circumstances.
 
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Spiderman

Administrator
Staff member
Very confused, Killer Joe finished his business and left the bathroom, leaving Chuck Norris and Christie Brinkley stupefied by Billy's singing.
 
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BigBlue

Guest
"X? Again I get X? What's up with that, it's sick and wrong." muttered a bewildered and bemused BigBlue.
 
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Ransac

CPA Trash Man
Yet, that isn't the issue, as Chuck Norris grew tired of Billy's singing and roundhouse kicked both him and Christie past pluto.


Ransac, cpa trash man
 
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