A New Kind of Game!!!

[BigBlue]

Milk suddenly rained down in a manner not seen since the last time Snap, Crackle, Pop, and Limpy (who gave his life valiantly) had use it to defeat Captain Crunch, back when he was trying to steal Cocoa Puffs from Lucky Charms.

 

[Oversoul]

Never before had such a gruesome battle taken place.

 

[DarthFerret]

Over hill and dale, the battle raged, from the fields of Cinnamon Toast Crunch to the Hidden Valley of Quaker Squares, where Grape Nuts are grown with a passion....

 

[Oversoul]

Perdition for the entire world seemed to be fast approaching.

 

[DarthFerret]

Quickly, Oversoul manuvered his mascots into a prime position to overtake the enemy, however......

 

[Oversoul]

Ransac tripped and accidently slapped his own buttcheeks, inverting the universe.

 

[BigBlue]

Saving the day, in a bizarre twist of fate which was unravelled only by...

 

[Oversoul]

Two tons of quartz falling on Ransac, preventing him from being able to revert the universe, and leaving all of the CPA members transformed into carpenter ants while the toad people gained power over the elements.

 

[BigBlue]

Using their new control of the elements, they caused a bolt of lightning to strike the huge pile of Quartz, superheating it, which caused...

 

[Oversoul]

Very sharp increases in the temperature of the quartz.

 

[BigBlue]

Which created very sharp shards of quartz to fly through the air at supersonic speed - creating such a loud blast, that it restored the universe from it's inverted state. If it had heated up just 5 more degrees Kelvin the universe would have been reborn in an entirely new big bang. Unfortunately for the toad people, it was their organic material, now vaporized, which had kept the quartz from reaching that temperature.

 

[Oversoul]

Xenon tetrafluoride rained down on the swamps.

 

[Spiderman]

"You know, maybe we're not needed," said members of the Justice League and A-Team to each other.

 

[BigBlue]

"Zoinks!" Shouted Velma, "I guess we're not either." In all the chaos, no one had even seen the Mystery Machine arrive, so their departure wasn't much noticed either.

 

[Oversoul]

As the swamp was just starting to explode violently, Ransac woke up.

 

[DarthFerret]

Before he could react to the scene that was unraveling around him, Mighty Mouse arrived with Speedy Gonzales and took the radioactive cheese that was used to......

 

[Spiderman]

Calm the swamp back into passiveness.

 

[BigBlue]

"Death to the infidel!" shouted the Pygmy Toad Shaman Chieftan as they rallied for their final assault on Oversoul, now feeling rather alone as the rest of the forces of good had departed.

 

[Oversoul]

Escape seemed the only option for Oversoul at the moment.

 

[DarthFerret]

Fortunately, for Oversoul, a giagantic wormhole opened up directly behind him, ripping a temporary and tangible hole in the fabric of space, time, and a fairly good sized tree...