A New Kind of Game!!!

[Spiderman]

Just then, a rare African elephant ran by. Immediately distracted, the Democratic Party formed a huddle to face this new "threat". Istanbul, Ransac, and Oversoul slowly sauntered off and escaped without being noticed.

 

[Ransac]

Killing this Elephant was the only thing that the Democratic party had on their mind,

Ransac, cpa trash man

 

[Oversoul]

Looking around them, Ransac saw the madness destruction brought about by the thanatotic death virus, which was still only in its second stage of infection.

 

[Ransac]

Maybe there was more than just the X-Rays are required to defeat this virus.


Ransac, cpa trash man

 

[Oversoul]

Noting this, Oversoul made plans to secure a sample of the virus, which he could analyze for weaknesses in his secret laboratory.

 

[Spiderman]

Only for this stage of the plan, he'd need the assistance of the legend himself, Ed Sullivan. Only he had been infected before by the virus and survived.

 

[Ransac]

Perhaps it was in the need for time, but Oversoul asked Ransac to go find Ed Sullivan while he went to prepare the secret lab.

 

[Oversoul]

Questing for Ed Sullivan would be difficult, as the famous comedian had died long ago...

 

[Spiderman]

Ransac realized it was Ed Sullivan, the CPA webmaster who they needed to find, not the long-dead comedian, and relayed that news to Oversoul.

 

[BigBlue]

Still, it would be possibly even more difficult to find the webmaster Ed Sullivan than the long dead comedian... For he has not been seen in almost the same period, and dead people do not move... normally.

 

[Ransac]

That problem was easily fixed, as Ransac had at some point tagged all members of the CPA with a homing signal.

Ransac, cpa trash man

 

[Oversoul]

Using this to his advantage, Oversoul caught Ed Sullivan, but was unable to apprehend the reclusive founder due to his webmaster powers.

 

[Spiderman]

Vast indeed was his powers, for he easily broke free and put up a 404 message to mask his trail.

 

[Ransac]

Whatever shall our heroes do?


Ransac, cpa trash man

 

[Oversoul]

X-rays had failed, and capturing Ed Sullivan was hopeless.

 

[Ransac]

Yet, just when things started to look bleak, the virus suddenly started to clear up.


Ransac, cpa trash man

 

[Oversoul]

Zaporozhe was the only place left where the virus still seemed to be producing symptoms.

 

[Spiderman]

And who cared about Zaporozhe? It was just a po-dunk place in the middle of nowhere.

 

[BigBlue]

Boldly, where no man had gone before, Oversoul returned from his trip to Zaporozhe, having found no clues as to the cure for the virus.

 

[Ransac]

Clever as ever, Ransac found out using the internet that the thanototic virus was actually released by Spiderman!!!!


Ransac, cpa trash man