A New Kind of Game!!!

[Oversoul]

Now, Oversoul had of course noticed that Ransac's ideas were often very bad, but he couldn't see any harm in trying this one...

 

[Ransac]

Oversoul shoots out his tentacles and begins to coil them up to create a cushion.

Ransac, cpa trash man

 

[Oversoul]

Punches rain down on Ransac as soon as they land, as Istanbul had been waiting for them.

 

[Ransac]

Quickly and randomly, Ransac subdues Istanbul with the same piece of waxed floss he had used earlier.

Ransac, cpa trash man

 

[Oversoul]

Ransac held Istanbul down while Oversoul wrapped several tentacles around him.

 

[Ransac]

Since they have been successful in their efforts to subdue Istanbul, Ransac asks Oversoul how they can utilize the X-rays in Instanbul's anus to stop the thanatotic death virus.

Ransac, cpa trash man

 

[Oversoul]

Thinking about it for a few seconds, Oversoul decides that it was actually Zadok002 that had the unusual ability Ransac speaks of...

 

[Spiderman]

"Ugh," said Ransac in surprise. "You mean we have the wrong guy here?"

 

[Ransac]

"Very much so," stated Oversoul.


Ransac, cpa trash man

 

[Oversoul]

Wondering what they should do, the two were oblivious to the approach of Nightstalkers.

 

[Ransac]

"X-Y-Z," Ransac stated towards Oversoul, indicating that the tentacled one had forgotten to do up his zipper.


Ransac, cpa trash man

 

[Oversoul]

As Oversoul was distracted, Istanbul reached an arm out from beneath the tentacles pinning him to the ground and began to strangle Ransac.

Alright Ransac, that's it. I'm changing my title to "The Tentacled One." It sounds forboding.

 

[Ransac]

But, his unlikely saviors came in the manifestation of the Nightstalkers, who redeclared their loyalty to protect Ransac.

I take great pride knowing that I have influenced your title.


Ransac, cpa trash man

 

[Oversoul]

Cautiously, the Nightstalkers pried Istanbul's fingers from Ransac's throat.

 

[Ransac]

Dire was the circumstances, as Ransac and Oversoul explained the thanototic death virus to Istanbul.


Ransac, cpa trash man

 

[Spiderman]

Even Istanbul, despite his great desire to get even for the burrito incident, understood the gravity of the situation.

 

[Ransac]

First, he would use his X-Rays from his anus to help destroy the thanatotic virus; then he would kill them.


Ransac, cpa trash man

 

[BigBlue]

Genuinely impressed by Istanbul's newfound anal abilities, Ransac and Oversoul quickly and quietly retreated to determine their next course of action.

 

[Oversoul]

Having been bombarded with X-rays, many of the viruses already doomed victims succumbed to radiation poisoning and died in agony.

Thanks, Spidey.

 

[Ransac]

In reaction to this blatant attack against them, the surviving strains of the virus begins to infest the minds of the Democratic Party in order to attack Istanbul, Ransac, and Oversoul.


Ransac, cpa trash man