A New Kind of Game!!!

[Ransac]

Taken aback by Uncle Istvan's smell, Ransac hurls and points to Oversoul to sign the contract.


Ransac, cpa trash man

 

[Doombringer]

Unusually suspicious of the Contract, Oversoul hands it off to Doombringer, Who promptly signs it as "Dick Gozinya"

 

[Ransac]

Very confused at how Doombringer showed up on the scene, Ransac awaits impatiently for Uncle Istvan to revive the fallen Istanbul.

Ransac, cpa trash man

 

[Oversoul]

While Uncle Istvan used his unholy powers to revive Istanbul, Satan claimed Dick Gozinya's soul, beginning a chain of events that would eventually lead to the damnation of the entire world.

Nice going, Doombringer.

 

[Ransac]

X-orcisms will probably need to be done, and who better to do them than the random tandem (nice rhyme, huh?) of Oversoul and Ransac.


Ransac, cpa trash man

 

[Oversoul]

Yelling at Ransac and Oversoul for waking him up, Istanbul did not initially notice the music that signified the unleashing of the thanatotic death virus.

 

[Ransac]

Zillions of germs begin to decimate the world, but very slowly and starting with Japan.

Ransac, cpa trash man

 

[BigBlue]

Against all better Judgement, I'll start the next round.

 

[Doombringer]

Because the old one was getting tiring

 

[Ransac]

Could this be the end of our heroes as far as the story goes?


Ransac, cpa trash man

 

[Oversoul]

Due to Istanbul being alive, there was still a chance that the world could be spared from the destruction of the thanatotic death virus.

 

[Ransac]

Even though Istanbul could help save the world, he was more focused on beating on Ransac and Oversoul, since he's STILL sore over the Burrito incident.


Ransac, cpa trash man

 

[Oversoul]

Fortunately for Ransac, Istanbul attacked Oversoul first.

 

[Ransac]

Guessing that he should help Oversoul, Ransac snaps his fingers and Istanbul is now wearing black clothing that is 18 size too small, which causes him to fall to the floor and conviently be exploited for the X-Rays coming out of his anus.


Ransac, cpa trash man

 

[Oversoul]

How these X-rays could be exploited was another matter entirely.

 

[Ransac]

It had to do something with Oversoul's tentacles and Ransac's abililty to create small black clothing at will.

Ransac, cpa trash man

 

[Oversoul]

Just when it seemed that the secret of this might be revealed, Istanbul hurled Ransac and Oversoul 3,000 feet into the air.

 

[Ransac]

Kicking and Screaming in surprise, Ransac discovers that he's had his bottomless glider in his pocket the whole time!


Ransac, cpa trash man

 

[Oversoul]

Laughing sadistically, Istanbul hurled a boulder at Ransac, knocking his glider into a deadly spiral toward the ground.

 

[Ransac]

"MAYBE YOU COULD USE YOUR TENTACLES TO SAVE US, OVERSOUL!!!!!!!!" Ransac screamed as the glider went spiraling.


Ransac, cpa trash man