A New Kind of Game!!!

[Ransac]

"Zounds," replied Ransac, "perhaps we need a completely new approach?"


Ransac, cpa trash man

 

[Spiderman]

At long last came DarthFerret, bearing a huge pile of perfume samplers he had scavenged from various magazines. "Here ya go," he said, dumping the pile on the ground.

 

[Ransac]

Being as random as he is, Ransac was not surprised by this sudden entrance.


Ransac, cpa trash man

 

[Spiderman]

"C'mon, c'mon, c'mon," muttered Ransac and Oversoul as they searched the pile for a scent that they thought would be pleasing to Zadok002.

 

[Ransac]

During the search, Zadok002 coincidently was approaching nearer anyway.


Ransac, cpa trash man

 

[Oversoul]

Even as Ransac was narrowing his search down to three or four scents he thought would work the best, Zadok002 moved closer, intent on destroying Ransac at all costs.

 

[Ransac]

Filled with random Inspiration, Oversoul has just thought of the perfect plan to capture Zadok002.


Ransac, cpa trash man

 

[Oversoul]

Holding on until just the right moment, Oversoul sweeps Ransac out Zadok002's path with his tentacles, causing the maniacal killer to bump his head on the grindstone, rendering him unconscious.

 

[Ransac]

Good move on Oversoul's part, but his shoelaces magically tie themselves together as a result of skipping a letter.

Ransac, cpa trash man

 

[Spiderman]

"I can't believe I did that," was Oversoul's last thought as he tried to take a step, tripped, and also knocked his head on the grindstone, rendering him unconscious next to Zadok002.

 

[Oversoul]

Just as Ransac was about to grab Zadok002 and bury him to the neck in jello to prevent escape, Oversoul accidently casted a Fireball at their victim, blasting Ransac and Oversoul into the air and destroying the unfortunate Zadok002.

And no, I can't believe I did that. I suspect a conspiracy.

 

[Ransac]

Killer been killed, Ransac and Oversoul fly up into the air and spot something in the distance that may or may not aid them in their endeavor.

Ransac, cpa trash man

 

[Doombringer]

Lo and behold, they spot Uncle Istvan!

 

[Ransac]

Many an Inquest reader recalls when Uncle Istvan asked Nurse Ratchett for his damn cigarettes.


Ransac, cpa trash man

 

[Spiderman]

Not me, however.

 

[Ransac]

Oversoul stares at this old legend from way back with relativa uneasiness.


Ransac, cpa trash man

 

[Oversoul]

Powerful winds carried Ransac and Oversoul right into Uncle Istvan.

 

[Ransac]

Quandries are numerous, as Uncle Istvan declares that is not going to attack, but rather he knows of a way to revive Istanbul.

Ransac, cpa trash man

 

[Spiderman]

Ransac of course asked the obvious question. "What is the way to revive Istanbul then?"

 

[Oversoul]

"Sign this contract," he offered, "and I will revive Istanbul."