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[Oversoul]

Finding Zadok002 in order to get his attention for the trap would be another difficulty.

 

[Ransac]

Good thing that Ransac know about Zadok002's heightened sense of smell.

Ransac, cpa trash man

 

[Spiderman]

Having to get a smell appealing to Zadok was another matter, as the stench from the burrito's attack still permeated the area.

 

[Ransac]

It seems that our heroes will have to go on a quest to find an air purifier.


Ransac, cpa trash man

 

[Oversoul]

Just then Istanbul temporarily entered a semiconscious state and muttered something about a jeweler's hammer and Oversoul's bones before lapsing back into a coma.

 

[Ransac]

"Koala's make more sense than that!!!!!" uttered Ransac.


Ransac, cpa trash man

 

[Oversoul]

Looking for a solution to their present conundrum, Oversoul remembered his tentacles.

 

[Spiderman]

"Maybe we can grind them up to make a pleasing aroma," thought Ransac.

 

[Oversoul]

Not sure if this would work, Oversoul decided that they might as well give it a try.

 

[Spiderman]

Only thing needed was something to grind them with.

 

[Ransac]

Perhaps The Orgg had something in his Breechcloth that they could use to grind.


Ransac, cpa trash man

 

[Oversoul]

Queasily, Ransac reached into The Orgg's breechcloth and drew his hand back in pain, holding a lionfish.

 

[Ransac]

Ransac dropped the lionfish back in the breechcloth, then quickly walked to a nearby creek to wash his hands.

Ransac, cpa trash man

 

[Oversoul]

Since they were still in a gigantic vat of jello, Ransac's search for a creek only turned up jello, more jello, a grindstone, and some more jello.

 

[Ransac]

This went on for hours until Oversoul merely suggested that Ransac snap his fingers to find a solution to their several problems.


Ransac, cpa trash man

 

[Doombringer]

Until they decided to use the grindstone to scratch a hole in the vat, draining it, and furthering their search.

 

[Ransac]

Vat drained and all, Ransac reminds Oversoul that their focus should be on reviving Istanbul.


Ransac, cpa trash man

 

[Spiderman]

"Well, I'll be a monkey's uncle," thought Ransac and Oversoul simultaneously as they realized they could use the grindstone to grind up Oversoul's tentacles, thus creating a pleasing aroma that could lure Zadok002 near so he could emit x-rays from his anus and thus complete Step 1 of Bringing a Body Back Via Resurrection.

 

[Ransac]

X-rays were the key in all of this.


Ransac, cpa trash man

 

[Oversoul]

You might think that this plan would work smoothly, but it was soon revealed that Oversoul's tentacles, which didn't smell good anyway, were too durable for the grindstone to grind.