A New Kind of Game!!!

[Ransac]

Quick to stop an escape, Istanbul pulls out a lasso a ropes Oversoul up good.


Ransac, cpa trash man

 

[Oversoul]

Ransac is unable to witness this, on account the fact that he is presently drowning in the Jell-O.

 

[Ransac]

Since Istanbul wishes to exact revenge on Ransac as well, he pulls Ransac out of the Jell-O with a gigantic Claw Machine and ties him up too.


Ransac, cpa trash man

 

[Oversoul]

Taking advantage of Istanbul's distraction, Oversoul makes another attempt at rolling away.

 

[Ransac]

Unsuccessful in his attempt at escaping, due to a clump of thorned bushes he rolled into, Oversoul is tied to a tree stump with Ransac, while Istanbul puls out the Burrito again.


Ransac, cpa trash man

 

[Oversoul]

Very stealthily, Oversoul had been trying to untie himself. However, Istanbul was just too good at tying knots for this to happen.

 

[Ransac]

Wetting of the pants ensued from both Oversoul and Ransac, as Istanbul gobbled down the burrito.

Ransac, cpa trash man

 

[Oversoul]

Xerographically, pictures of this brutal torture were being copied and sent to all of the CPA members.

 

[Spiderman]

Yet it was unsuccessful at reaching most of them, as they blocked the pictures in advance as they deemed it would be "pretty disgusting". Only train and TheGuyFromTheOtherPost got them.

 

[Ransac]

Zealous as always, train went off on a magical (read spontaneous) quest to knock on every CPA member's door to show them the pictures.


Ransac, cpa trash man

 

[Oversoul]

As Train went on his quest and Istanbul tortured Ransac, Oversoul finally managed to loosen his bonds and escape.

 

[Ransac]

Because Oversoul wanted to get his revenge on Ransac for the Quarter-Pounder theft immediately following the "Burrito" incident, Oversoul vowed to thwart Istanbul's plot in order to achieve his own.


Ransac, cpa trash man

 

[Oversoul]

Closely examining his surroundings, Oversoul could not find a weapon with which to oppose Istanbul, unless Jell-O counted as a weapon...

 

[Spiderman]

"Do dee do do do dee do..." went the Jeopardy theme song, as Oversoul pondered how he might use the Jell-O before time ran out to use it...

 

[Ransac]

Eventually, Istanbul got tired of torturing Ransac and noticed Oversoul standing near the Jell-o, staring blankly at it.

Ransac, cpa trash man

 

[Oversoul]

Flinging Jell-O at Istanbul's was Oversoul's only option at this point.

 

[Ransac]

Good aim was on Oversoul's side as he nailed Istanbul right in the eye.


Ransac, cpa trash man

 

[Oversoul]

Half-blinded by the flung Jell-O, Istanbul charged Oversoul.

 

[Ransac]

In a blinding flash, Ransac (who managed to undo untie HIS bonds) dropkicks Istanbul into his own burrito.

Ransac, cpa trash man

 

[Spiderman]

Jell-O and Isty's burrito mixed together, to form disasterous results. The burrito gained sentinence and expelled Isty with a mighty blast of its own. Ransac and Oversoul quailed as the animated burrito approached them with plans of its own.