A New Kind of Game!!!

Ransac

CPA Trash Man
What Ransac ALSO didn't realize was that a group of asteroids was heading right for the area.

Ransac, cpa trash man
 

Ransac

CPA Trash Man
"Yikes!", exclaims Ransac, as he just now sees the asteroids and runs like mad, his leash flapping in the wind.


Ransac, cpa trash man
 

Oversoul

The Tentacled One
Zooming toward the earth, the asteroids missed Ransac, but exploded with such force that he is flung 500 feet into the air.
 

Spiderman

Administrator
Staff member
As he descended without a parachute, Ransac wondered how he's survive this. He worried needlessly, as he landed in a big vat of Jell-O. Complete with a couple of bikini-clad females.
 

Ransac

CPA Trash Man
Because of all of the trials and tribulations he's gone through recently, Ransac decides to lie back with the females and watch some TV.


Ransac, cpa trash man
 

Oversoul

The Tentacled One
Changing channels, Ransac notices that this television set only seems to get three: two shopping channels and PAX.
 

Ransac

CPA Trash Man
Damning the foul networks in the process, Ransac throws a hatchet into the TV set.

Ransac, cpa trash man
 

Spiderman

Administrator
Staff member
Forgiving Ransac when he 'fesses up, Oversoul totally understands when he learns what channels were on the TV.
 

Ransac

CPA Trash Man
"Great Scott! What's THAT!!" Ransac exclaims right before Oversoul is about to call over the rest of the CPA to continue their beatdown on Ransac.


Ransac, cpa trash man
 

Spiderman

Administrator
Staff member
Jell-O wiggled and jiggled but Ransac was unable to free himself from its insiduous clutches. It was yummy though.
 

Ransac

CPA Trash Man
Killing only approximately fifteen cattle (transforming them immediately into bacon double cheeseburgers), the meteor begins rolling toward the vat of Jell-O.*


Ransac, cpa trash man
 

Oversoul

The Tentacled One
Loudly crashing into the vat, the meteor shatters and causes the Jell-O to wiggle a lot, but doesn't do much damage to the vat itself, which is made of reinforced concrete walls twenty feet thick.
 

Ransac

CPA Trash Man
Maniacally laughing at how Ransac is still trapped in the Jell-O, Oversoul is ambushed by Istanbul, beginning the process of exacting his revenge for the burrito fiasco.


Ransac, cpa trash man
 

Ransac

CPA Trash Man
Oversoul is knocked down, bound, and gagged, then Istanbul pulls out a burrito and says "Prepare for payback".


Ransac, cpa trash man
 

Oversoul

The Tentacled One
Preparing for payback was the last thing on Oversoul's mind, as he rolled across the Jell-O away from Istanbul.
 
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