A New Kind of Game!!!

[Spiderman]

However, upon seeing the Gargadons, the Morphlings attacked them instead of your mom and...

 

[Ransac]

...Icatian Moneychangers everywhere ran for their lives.



Ransac, cpa trash man

 

[Mooseman]

Jester's Caps appear on the heads of all CPA'ers......

 

[Ransac]

"kewl" says Oversoul, who is then trampled by a Lhurgoyf.


Ransac, cpa trash man

 

[Oversoul]

Lhurgoyf's hate it when people misspell "cool."

 

[Ransac]

Maybe that's why they continue to thoroughly beat Oversoul into a pasty mess.


Ransac, cpa trash man

 

[Spiderman]

"Never again will I misspell 'cool'" thought Oversoul as his beatings continued.

 

[Ransac]

Oversoul begins to lose control of his bowels.


Ransac, cpa trash man

 

[Oversoul]

Probably would have happened anyway, since Oversoul is sick with gastroenteritis.

 

[Ransac]

Quick thinking by Spiderman averted any horrible conditions, since he...


Ransac, cpa trash man

 

[Oversoul]

Really knows how to deal with this kind of situation.

 

[Ransac]

Spiderman expected Oversoul too thank him immensely, but...


Ransac, cpa trash man

 

[Mooseman]

That would be unbelievable...

 

[Oversoul]

Unexpectedly, Oversoul did thank Spiderman, but then...

 

[Ransac]

...very stealthily, Ransac pantsed Spidey.


Ransac, cpa trash man

 

[Spiderman]

"Why'd you do that?" asked a surprised and pantless Spiderman.

 

[Ransac]

"X-Men paid me to do it; they thought it'd be funny" replied Ransac.


Ransac, cpa trash man

 

[Oversoul]

Yet Spiderman somehow knew that Ransac was lying.

 

[Ransac]

"Zero chance that's the truth, Ransac," exclaimed the Web-Headed One.


Ransac, cpa trash man

 

[Spiderman]

At that moment, to everyone's surprise, Ransac's clothing turned 17 sizes too small and turned pink. Ransac immediately realized that...