A New Kind of Game!!!

[Mooseman]

"Quote the Raven, Nevermore, Nevermore......", croaks the zombie of Jake Blues...

 

[Spiderman]

"Ready to start collecting?" Killer Joe asked his minions.

 

[Ransac]

Something was amiss, as the minions failed to respond due to an intense game of Yahtzee.


Ransac, cpa trash man

 

[BigBlue]

"Terrific," excaliamed an exasperated Killer Joe in a very sardonic and sarcastic tone...

 

[Oversoul]

Urza was resonsible for this.

 

[Ransac]

Very poetic, wouldn't you say?


Ransac, cpa trash man

 

[BigBlue]

Well, I am not sure poetic is the word... but it is ironic...

 

[Oversoul]

Xysters can be ironic...

 

[Spiderman]

"Yahtzee!" cried John Belushi as he rolled 5 sixes. The others groaned as they had already put 0 in their Yahtzee column as it was nearing the end of the game...

 

[BigBlue]

"Zeroes for you," exclaimed the exasperated Belushi Zombie in his excitement.... even more ironic - he rolled 5 7's on his next roll for a Bonus Yahtzee! Everyone was left scratching their heads trying to figure out why his dice have 7's...

 

[Ransac]

At that moment, a Bill Murray android appeared and ambushed the Belushi Zombie.


Ransac, cpa trash man

 

[Spiderman]

"Bingo!" the Bill Murray android cried. Upon hearing it was actually a Yahtzee game, the Bill Murray android sheepishly apologized. "Wrong room," it said as it exited.

 

[Ransac]

Coyly embarassed, the Bill Murray android swiped the toilet paper as he left the room.

Ransac, cpa trash man

 

[Spiderman]

"Did you win yet?" asked an impatient Killer Joe, eager to get on with his evil plan.

 

[Ransac]

Eagerness is never a good thing, as Zombie Belushi took a swing at Killer Joe for his comment.


Ransac, cpa trash man

 

[BigBlue]

"Fours!?" Killer Joe shouted? " You put your first Yahtzee of 6's as a zero in your Fours? What are you, Stupid?" To which the Belushi Zombie....

 

[Ransac]

Gutted the unattentive, former YellowJacket.


Ransac, cpa trash man

 

[Spiderman]

"How did this happen," wondered the gutted Killer Joe, as one moment he seemed poised to put his evil plan in motion and in another, he was looking at his stomach contents.

 

[BigBlue]

"It happened, my dear Killer Joe, because you used zombies," proclaimed a loud imposing voice... Whose voice could this be?

 

[Spiderman]

Just then, Killer Joe saw a curtain with a bunch of smoke and noises coming from behind it.