Upon flipping through my first few packs of 7th, I realized that most of the flavor text sucks. Examples include: Twang. You're dead. -Crossbow Infantry A picture is worth a thousand swords. -Gerrard's Wisdom Where psycho meets cyclone. -Air Elemental A bored wizard once created a vizzerdrix out of a bunny and a piranha. He never made that mistake again. -Vizzerdrix Booga booga booga! -Fear After their first encounter, the goblins named him Chuck. -Bloodshot Cyclops Let me introduce you to Rocky. -Granite Grip Here, kitty kitty. Here, kitty kitty. Aaaaugh! -Sabretooth Tiger They've got claws as long as your arm. And they're grouchy. Really, really grouchy. -Grizzly Bears "Wheeeeeeeeeeeeeee! -Flying Carpet It seems that lately there have been more bad puns and more stupid attempts to be funny... kinda like my science teacher .. bah.