2nd Season of W.W.T.P.T.B.A.M.

Discussion in 'Off Topic' started by Ransac, Dec 5, 2000.

  1. Ransac CPA Trash Man

    WHO WANTS TO PRETEND TO BE A MILLIONAIRE!!!!!!!!!

    Hi, I'm your host, Ransac. And our new contestants are.......well, they all escaped. But, if you notice, audience, the doors are locked, so you are forced to participate. Let's begin. This time the answers will always be one of the four. Or maybe more than one.


    Question 1: Why are we doing this again?

    A:profit
    B:Torture
    C:Fame
    D:Another excuse for being on the computer when you could be working.


    Ransac, Is that your FINAL answer?
  2. Rando Freaky Bear

    Spaghetti.
  3. Landkiller CPA Menace

    B, C, and D

    Not A. No profit here.
  4. MrXarvox The Prettiest Man Alive

    I choose option Q.
  5. fuzzy510 I Don't REALLY Exist

    E: A Jar of Almonds

    (Bonus points if you know what network TV show I got that from.)
  6. Zhaneel Resident Gryphon Queen

    I often ask myself that question... then i get really odd looks from the people around me


    B & D
  7. K9Archmage He Might Be Giants

    The answer is:
    P: to help fund the poor demented weasels that have incurable groin injuries.

    Hoipa
  8. Zhaneel Resident Gryphon Queen

    but where do we get the money to fund them?
  9. Jaws10387 Hiding

    From drunken weasles walking down the street and from the medical fund.
  10. Ransac CPA Trash Man

    The answer is A & B.

    Next Question: How did I get out of bed this morning?

    A: Rolled out
    B: Fell out
    C: Jumped out
    D: I tried each way out until I could made the right splash in the vat of jelly next to my bed


    Ransac, cpa trash man
  11. fuzzy510 I Don't REALLY Exist

    E: A jar of almonds

    (Can anybody see a trend in my answers here...?)
  12. K9Archmage He Might Be Giants

    Easy! The same way everybody does. You jump up, grab your pet chihuahua, and tango till you drop!

    Hoipa
  13. Landkiller CPA Menace

    There is no answer...you're typing from in bed still.
  14. Zhaneel Resident Gryphon Queen

    Those weasels from a couple posts ago dragged you out of bed
  15. Azreal the Soulmaster Sorrow's Rhapsody

    fuzzy510 you got that answer from whose line is it anyway the non british one
    the answer ransac is that you constructed an elaborate system of mind control and used fifty foot gnomes to lift you out of bed
  16. theorgg Slob

    E: you don't get OUT of a bed. you get Off it.
  17. Ransac CPA Trash Man

    The correct answer is B. Pay attention that I am actually posting the answers this time.


    Question 3: Why did monkey cross the road?

    A: To get to the other side
    B: To eat some cheese
    C: To see a pigeon
    D: One does not know. Perhaps a predator was chasing it or it saw a female monkey on the other side, if it's a male monkey. One hopes there's no traffic


    Ransac, cpa trash man
  18. K9Archmage He Might Be Giants

    it was hurrying to get to the poor, demented weasels, in order to give them money to treat their, ummm... injuries

    Hoipa
  19. Azreal the Soulmaster Sorrow's Rhapsody

    to get in line to apply to be an ebola virus carriers
  20. Landkiller CPA Menace

    My answer is :
    choice A, or choice B, or choice C,or choice D, or both choices A and B but not C and not D, or choices and A and C but not B or D, or choices A and D and not B or C, or choices B and C but not A and D, or choices B and D but not A or C, or choices C and D but not A or B, or maybe choices A, B, and C but not D, possibly both A,B, and D but not C, maybe all the choices from A to D but not B, or it could be choices B, C, and D while not including A, or all of them at the same time. And that's my final answer.

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