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Here's another one, hot off the presses. Death to Pika-poo RB Instant Destroy target non-black creature. If you see someone playing with pokemon cards near you, you may beat the living %&*( out of them and steal their lunch money. Then, light their cards on fire. "Mommy, it hurts"...

YOU ALL ARE WRONG!!!!!!!!!! THE MOST INFLUENTIAL SET IS UNGLUED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Seriously, I think it's Urza's Legacy Ransac, the one who lost his action figure of a squirrel

Just out of curiousity, who would you vote for president? Bush, Gore, Ransac, or no one? No long explantations please. Ransac, the guy with no pants Ransac/Monkey 2000

1. $100-300 2. Local shop 3. Boosters 4. Yes 5. No 6. DCI 7. Yes 8. Shop 9. Yes. 10. briefs Ransac, yeah, that's right, Ransac

It's strange. Like Martha Stewart meets my room. evil thought. head hurting. ARGH!!!!!!!! Ransac, head still hurting

MY TURN! MY TURN! Eccentric Hermit 2BBB Creature-Hermit 1/1 echo When Eccentric Hermit comes into play, for four 1/1 black tokens into play that count as bats. All bats get +1/+0 and cannot be blocked except by black and artifact creatures. Hey, a serious card by my for a change...

Why not just vote for Ransac? With his panache, good looks, and ability to kiss babies, He's MY choice to run the country. He has already promised to raise minimum wages and has a plan for the National Debt. Yes, Ransac. He's the one. he won't leave in the rain without an umbrella, or at least...

GRABBLE-ABBLE-PABBLE-SABBLE-DABBLE-MABBLE-BABBLE-TABBLE-HABBLE-QUABBLE-ZAKABBLE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Oh, sorry, where's the rest-room? Ransac, yeah, that's right, Ransac

Ladies and gentlemen, it is now time for change. A change that let's the people be heard, when you cast your ballot for the presidential election in less than one month. Who will the people's choice be? Bush, with his inability to speak english? Or Gore, who the shear thought of him makes our...

Nice, except those last four aren't blue. No sir, they're gold. Ransac, poo-doo boy's sidesick

Monkies splapper Ransac, monkies splapper

When will the winner be determined, and will you post how you rank the other cards? Ransac, well, huh, HUH??

OF course I have to admit, seeing Pikachu go out that way is to cool to pass up. Given that, you should have named this thread: Every gamer's dream. Ransac, yeah, you heard me, Ransac

Pretty funny, but let me ask you this. Unless you are 15 or under, who really gives a flying, sweaty, rat's behind about Pokemon? I'm taking tallies now. Let's see, add the three, carry the four, multiply by pi, include the inverse and the irrational...... Grand total is: 0 Thank you...

Ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls, children of all ages, Ransac Sponges Inc. proudly brings to you to NEW contest of the most Ridiculous post of Present time. What you do is find the most ridiculous post or reply and vote for it. If anybody cares about this, this should get interesting...

Too.....many....words.........head....bursting.....open.......see.......too.....many......monkies....ah, aaaaaaaaaaah!! Ransac, he sees monkies

How's this? Dark-Hearted Mage of Fluffiness 3WB Summon Defected Cult Member B,T: Destroy target creature. You lose life equal to it's toughness. W,T: Destroy target creature. It's controller gains life equal to it's toughness. 3/3 Well, Vendetta and Swords to Plowshares in ONE!!!! Pretty...

36, 54, 12, 24, 67........BINGO!!!!!!!!! Ransac, he cheats at Bingo

Hey, my picks were pretty darn close. Do I get an award for being a sadistic, psychic, annoying hole-head? Ransac,.........holehead?

What happened to my nice flavor text on my card? Ransac, the one with many spoons