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    A new type of gun

    No, sageridder, you're right. My brother WAS raised by goats. If you've read any of his posts, you would realize that his is even more nutus than I am. AND, he eats pickled monkies whenever he gets a chance.
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    well, its finally here.

    Happy Birthday, Magic Moe! -Ran "I have a monkey and you don't" sac
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    CPA writers

    Okay, we have a vote for our favorite article writer, but what about among us? Here's the vote: Who's your favorite CPA article writer? That's people who write article on the CPA. Mine is Russell Sherman Ransac, cpa trash man
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    hello

    But, that doesn't mean that people he DOESN'T recruit aren't insane. Theorgg recruited me, AND LOOK WHAT HE HAS BROUGHT UPON YOU ALL!!!!!
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    The chat room

    Someone should make the chat room easier to see, so that new people could find where it is. Ransac, cpa trash man
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    Team-made set...

    Channeling rules, but does it have to be limited to mana. Could you sacrifice something as well and pay life, kinda like the Exodus buyback was? Something like this Ground Tremor 3R Sorcery Channeling: Discard a card Destroy target land See what I mean, or does it have to be limited to just...
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    It's HERE!!!!!!!! Watch Hell on the CPA TV Network!!

    Um, even though that quesiton probably isn't real, I'll say C, bacause everybody hates that da*n dog. Ransac, cpa trash man
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    133+ /\2(|| +|-||23/\|)

    You two have fun. I gotta go. Ransac, translator for hire
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    133+ /\2(|| +|-||23/\|)

    Translation: Fine with me. Go ahead and translate everything if you want. Ransac, Gerode's Translator
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    Year 'Plus-ers'

    I'm almost there! Let's see. September 18th. That leaves 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6.......aw screw it. Ransac, cpa trash man
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    133+ /\2(|| +|-||23/\|)

    Sorry. I forgot that there are 3 exclamation points after the word "today". So don't say I'm wrong. Ransac, Gerode's translator
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    133+ /\2(|| +|-||23/\|)

    Translation: Kewl I learned how to talk like this today It's too easy to translate. How about if that's my tag for this post. Ransac, Gerode's translator
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    **** YOU!

    A monkey laughs lauder than a bee's whisper. *The crowd makes a resounding "HUH??????"* Ransac, cpa trash man
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    133+ /\2(|| +|-||23/\|)

    "Anyone understand this." That's what it says. piece of cake. Ransac, cpa trash man
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    I'M BACK!!!!!!!

    "So won't the real linsivvi please stand up?" I don't believe we've been introduced. I'm Ransac. Y'know, the guy(along with K9Archmage) that's been terrorizing the sanity of this site. And quite frankly, we could recruit more insane people, if you can muster up the insanity to compete with...
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    A new type of gun

    A poo gun? I can use one of those. *Ransac dreams. In his dream: Ransac:HEY, RAMSAC!!!!! MOM SAID NO PICKLED MONKIES FOR BREAKFAST!!!!! raMsac:Oh YEAH? Make me STOP!!!! *Ransac pulls out the poo gun and fires. raMsac poos his pants. raMsac runs to his room crying. Ransac blows off the...
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    3rd time around!!! CPA SUPERSTARS!!!

    More off-topic than I am???? Wow.......THAT'S a HUGE accomplishment. congrats. Ransac, cpa trash man
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    It's HERE!!!!!!!! Watch Hell on the CPA TV Network!!

    *Interview with Ransac* What do I think of the other cast members? They're alright, I guess. If anyone touches my magic trash can, though, they'll be wishing for marshmallows, that's for darn sure. Um, as far as competition goes, I wish for everyone to know that I will do anything it takes to...
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    damn I q0wn u all at MTG

    What happened to beating him? I want to get to that part. Aw, nuts, I'l start without you guys. *Ransac snaps his fingers and summons an army of millions and millions of starving, crazed weasels. They promptly tear 2gOOd4u into orgami figures.* Ransac, cpa trash man
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    A "Whimsical" set...

    Is this a set of cards? I've never taken the time to read this, I think, but will you post more cards soon? I like reading new cards. Ransac, sounding like a complete newbie, even though all you viewers out there know otherwise.
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