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*Ransac calls for a time out.* I need to go to the bathroom. *Ransac runs down the aisle to get to the bathroom. however, before he gets to the end, he turns around, hangs his head in shame, and walks back to the ring.* Nevermind. *Meanwhile, several spectators slip unexpectedly in the...

Supafly 2GB Flying B: Regenerate Whenever a creature becomes tapped, put a "Watch that guy rhyme" counter on it. Creatures with "Watch that guy rhyme" counters on them do not untap. During each player's upkeep, that player must remove one "Watch that guy rhyme" counter from a creature. 0/1

*Ransac wonders why he never saw this thread before.* Hmmm, curious. Does anybody here like GEMINIS??????????? Ransac, cpa trash man

*Ransac, still wondering what VB was pointing at, looks back at the action.* Come on! This isn't dirty fighting!!!!! This is wussy fighting!!!!! I want to see some low blows(I technically didn't SEE it) and some chair shots!!!!!!! Ransac, cpa trash man P.S. VB have you checked your PM's...

All your lies are belong to us. Ransac, cpa trash man

Why do I need to be an adult to be told that I'm an idiot? Ransac, cpa trash man

Unfortunately, I can't e-mail John'. I can't PM him either, so I'll just wait until the end of this Award ceremony to ask him a question. Ransac, cpa trash man

*As Ransac is about to ask John O' a question, he notices that the invite is made out of toilet paper.* Ransac, cpa trash man

Yes you did kill him!!!!!!!! LOOK!!!!!! *Ransac points to the dead body of the Mickey Mouse actor.* I have a hand puppet just like that!!!!!!! It really isn't Mickey Mouse. Ransac, cpa trash man

*Ransac runs around in circles, just because he's bored.* Ransac, cpa trash man

*Unfortunately for Isty, a train track was placed on the stairs to the stage and Isty is obliterated by a speeding bullet train.* Now, to ask Griff a question. Ransac, cpa trash man

On your profile, what do the referrals do. Like, any purpose whatsoever? Or are they just.......there? Ransac, cpa trash man

I honestly think we have a really good chance at coming out on top on this. And I think you guys think so, too. Ransac, cpa trash man

*Ransac runs to the job listings and it shows that there can be only ONE trash man.* And I had it copyrighted, so nyah! *Ransac goes to pick up the trash underneath his seats.* I do need an assistant, though. Ransac, cpa trash man

Yup. You all adore me. That's right. Wait, that didn't sound right. Ransac, cpa trash man

Doesn't Call of the Herd make Elephant tokens? Ransac, cpa trash man

Perseid 2UR Instant Select target card. If that card's controller controls a black card, destroy it. If not, gain control of it until end of turn(if it's a creature, it's does not gain haste). Ransac, cpa trash man

I'd also like to see more wrestling moves, like you guys are doing now. Or else, I'll "penalize" you again. :D Ransac, cpa trash man

*sniff* I'm so touched that someone used one of my gimmicks in an analogy. Okay, time to sue you. *Fifty lawyers run up to Insane_Penguin and serve him subpeonas.* Have fun. Ransac, cpa trash man

I loved this site so much, I just had to revive this thread. Ransac, cpa trash man