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His appendix was filled with lima beans.....that he swore he never ate. Ransac, cpa trash man

*Ransac notices the Extinction going back on the stack and decides to Forbid it, discarding two Basking Rootwallas (invoking madness) to buy it back. Ransac then instructs his Rootwallas to bite Oversoul's balls.* Ransac, cpa trash man

Granted! You get more wishes. But, after every wish you make, you get kicked in the balls by a random, flying boot. You attempt to wish this away to no avail, and you grow frustrated. You scream "I WISH I WOULDN'T GET HIT IN THE BALLS EVERY TIME I MAKE A WISH"!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Then, a meteor lands...

Umm.......... If those aren't YOUR breechcloths, then whose ARE they? Ransac, cpa trash man

*Fortunately, Ransac is still enchanted with a Ward of Lights, naming Red. The Inferno and the fire doesn't affect him.* Ransac, cpa trash man

*Ransac casts Terminate on Theorgg.* Ransac, cpa trash man

Granted! The codec downloads successfully, but your computer explodes, sending shrapnel into your brain. I WISH FOR MORE CHEESE!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Ransac, cpa trash man

Oily Ransac, cpa trash man

"KRIKIES!!!!!!!!!!!" exclaims Ransac. Ransac, cpa trash man

ummm......there is. You're disgusting. How many ducks could a woodchuck f$@# if a woodchuck could f$@# ducks? Ransac, cpa trash man

*Ransac casts Animate Land on a nearby Safe Haven and Flings it at Oversoul, crushing his legs.* Ransac, cpa trash man

The REALLY, REALLY, REALLY dirty ones. Ransac, cpa trash man

Granted! After getting the last one, you get a papercut on your wrist. A deep one too. Ooooo, looks fatal to me. You try to stop the bleeding, but the pressure of the flowing blood is too strong. You fall to the ground and attempt to reach for the phone, but it's just out of reach. Right before...

2 hotty Ransac, cpa trash man

In the midst of pain, Ransac removes the violating root. Ransac, cpa trash man

No, I never took Jack's radio. Did someone steal Jack's radio? Ransac, cpa trash man

Oversoul, we have a shortage of rooms, right now. It was either that or the room located next to Theorgg's dirty breechcloth's. Ransac, cpa trash man

*The City of Brass smashes the coffee house. SMASHES it into tiny bits. Spiderman has saved himself......this time. Meanwhile, all of the red spells that Oversoul cast fizzle, as they can't target Ransac anymore.* Ransac, cpa trash man

*Ransac casts Ward of Lights on himself, naming Red. Meanwhile, Spiderman almost spills his coffee (almost) as he notices the City of Brass phase back in and plummet towards the coffee shop.* Ransac, cpa trash man

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO(yada yada yada)OOOOOoooo............ Well, I'll just have to restock it with some of the monkey fetish porn from my presidential campaign. Damn that Zadok................that OINK. :D Ransac, cpa trash man