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    Istanbul spotlighted on MTG.com!

    NO!!!!!!! NO HOT DOGS!!!!!! <cheese, cheese, cheese, cheese> Ransac, cpa trash man
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    Word Association V1.1

    Burning Ransac, cpa trash man
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    A New Kind of Game!!!

    Unconscious and twitiching on the floor, K9Archmage doesn't notice Ransac slipping out of his restraints (which weren't tied, locked, or anything) and casually walk out of the door. Ransac, cpa trash man
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    The Question Game!

    Yes. Not too great. pluh. Pluh? Ransac, cpa trash man
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    Magic 1000 Nearing

    This sounds far too complicated. *Ransac's brain hurts.* Ransac, cpa trash man
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    Corrupted Wishes game

    Granted! Your name and everything you type is now a hyperlink to www.gayasianmonkeys.com. You are thrilled with this (except that you hate it) and try to end this curse by crushing yourself in heavy machinery. You're successful, but you obviously die. I wish for a cheese cannon Ransac, cpa...
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    Corrupted Wishes game

    Granted! This thread is deleted and an asteroid falls on you. I wish I knew where the asteroids came from. Ransac, cpa trash man
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    A New Kind of Game!!!

    Right when K9Archmage leaned down to tie Ransac's shoelaces together, Ransac unclenches his rear and the plan is implemented. Ransac, cpa trash man
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    The Question Game!

    More than you'll make in your life. Does $4.32 sound about right? Ransac, cpa trash man
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    CPA Notables 2005 Ceremony

    *Ransac wakes up and walks out of his house to get the newspaper. It isn't there, yet. However, the paperboy is in sight down the street. Ransac waves hi the ambitious young lad, to which the boy chucks the paper (with two free bars of soap in it) and smacks Ransac right in the jaw. Ransac goes...
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    Corrupted Wishes game

    Granted. The first act of the Ransac/Monkey 2008 campaign is to rip out Theorgg's eyes. You never get a chance to see the defamation of Devo. I wish that someone could explain how a 1-2 fantasy team can be in 3rd place? Ransac, cpa trash man
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    Word Association V1.1

    bibliographies Ransac, cpa trash man
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    A New Kind of Game!!!

    Part of Ransac's plan, however, involved unclenching his cheeks while K9Archmade was around. Ransac, cpa trash man
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    The Question Game!

    Macys Can I buy a Vowel? Ransac, cpa trash man
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    Round Robin Story

    Namredips recognized the harmonica....... for it was his father. Ransac, cpa trash man
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    Magic 1000 Nearing

    Has it happened yet? And, if so, who was it? Ransac, cpa trash man
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    Magic Article in Newspaper

    *Ransac reads the article.....or attempts to. It's kinda hard to read with you have a chihuahua gnawing at your sockets.* I should get that looked at. YEAH!!!! Advertising for Magic!!!!! Ransac, cpa trash man
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    Pariah's Shield

    Pariah's Shield + Phytohydra = HOLY OINK! MAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Man, this new set looks nice. I wish I still played. Ransac, cpa trash man
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    Round Robin Story

    Our favored party bravely skipped along towards the lake. Ransac, cpa trash man
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    Woo-hoo!

    Istanbul, I just wanted to take this moment to say that there were others plotting against you and the Dark Legion deck, but I bludgeoned them to death with a bag filled with bars of soap. Ransac, cpa trash man
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