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Or maybe it's all bad?

Pitching everything to the Cellar anyway.

Ward will attempt to recover from his injuries on the ground. He was trying to do that in the tree, but attacked for some reason.

Round 9 -The Power Phase is 5 for this turn. -Alberto Laranscheld attempts to cast a necromantic spell. -Alberto Laranscheld casts Summon Skeletons. Six skeletons appear. And four of them are flanking the Warriors. -Kelgar fails to bless anything. -Dorgath's Lifestone of Ashraz restores 2 of his...

Not merely "Polizei" but "Schutzstaffel"? Harsh.

Ich weigere mich, ein Sklave zu der englischen Sprache sein.

Note the lack of a thorax. That's something insects have. Pete is a spider. The segments that would form the head and thorax in an insect are fused into a single segment, the prosoma, in arachnids. Ward is not the only one that is a pedant. I, too, am a pedant.

Round 8 -The Power Phase is 6 for this turn. -Alberto Laranscheld attempts to cast a necromantic spell. -Alberto Laranscheld casts Deathchill on Dorgath. -Dorgath's Amulet of Vindication allows him to resist the spell. -Kelgar blesses Carrow with Vanquish. Carrow gains an extra attack this turn...

I'll get a Smithy.

I see what you did there. Well, I guess that means my Ninja Turtle and canopy-based puns are useless unless McGill turns on us.

I'm saving my puns for the last level or for if there are multiple ninjas on one level. Hopefully the turret's range extends that far (it's on the ground I think). It doesn't seem right to waste all the puns on Soldier #4 or whatever if there are still six more of them up there. But not to...

There are supposed to be ten ninjas that climbed it and each one seems to occupy one level, so I guess there might be ten levels. And each level is 30 feet. Also, in the post where we first arrived at the tree, it was supposedly about 300 feet tall, so that fits with ten levels of 30 feet each.

Yeah, it's going to be nearly impossible to climb up while all of the ghouls are trying to climb down. If Dorgath or Throg wants up there, they are going to have to either kill the ghouls or find a way around them.

Ward attempts to treat his head wound with alcohol, cotton balls, and gauze before engaging in combat with this athletic foot soldier.

Ward and Sophia scale the tree in the general direction from which the last ineffective projectile was thrown.

Round 7 -The Power Phase is 5 for this turn. -Alberto Laranscheld attempts to cast a necromantic spell. -Alberto Laranscheld casts Winds of Death. All Warriors lose an attack. -Kelgar blesses Carrow with Vanquish. Carrow gets an extra attack this turn. -Dorgath's Lifestone of Ashraz restores 2...

Buy a Feast.

What did he just say? No, Ward! He didn't mean it. Oh, is that so? It was, um, a typo? That is implausible. He only said that about the soldier's head. Maybe they're able to fight without heads! Yeah, that's it. Do you think I'm stupid? Oh, come on. He let you get away with a head wound...

Ward rides Sophia into melee range and will attempt to parry the soldier's attack with his bicycle wheel if the soldier attacks him. Then He'll sock the foot soldier in the jaw.

Summoned.