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But those are not equally valid options. Backing off both (and teaching about the creation of life altogether) is the only sensible option here...

You inherit several superpowers, along with a raging case of syphilis that drives you mad and eventually kills you. I wish we knew which superhero gave Ransac syphilis.

Primate

Zombies escort the fighters to their corners...

Nope, it's not "wierd" at all. But is it weird?

You are standing in my house at the time the nitroglycerin obeys the laws of physics and explodes like it should have, rather than freezing things like it was earlier. You are deafened permanently by the explosion, and are no longer subjected to pop music because you are deaf. I wish I were...

Trinitrotoluene

Xebecs will be used to transport the fighters to the arena.

I would believe it. But that's not what happened, was it?

You get your wish. But you just can't resist actually using your ability to understand females, which is really far worse of a punishment than I was anticipating dishing out here, so you get also candy bar to make up for a little bit of it. Ha, the candy bar was poisoned, so now you're sick AND...

Strike the thread down and it will become more powerful than you can possibly imagine...

Null

Very well, let's just drop the whole King Kong vs. Godzilla thing and have Train and Evan D fight each other...

Kresge. What kind of a name is that?

*Looks for an opening to shoot the spider*

I don't see how anyone could confuse Overgrowth with doing anything other than what it does...

*Oversoul has managed to deal with Ransac's infamous clothing-warp trick, but now he is on fire. He runs at Theorgg flailing and shouting "Look, I'm on fire."*

So Evan D, tell me if this rag smells like chloroform to you...

Stellar

Long ago, a leopard angered some ancient god, so they were cursed to be unable to change their spots. You believe me, don't you?