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There are better ways to kill creatures.

I'd have said this before I got slaughtered by Spiderman last round, but the first two decks have the advantage of not being highlander. If we're going to do a tournament, it should be with decks that all have the same restrictions.

Bumped because Darthferret has been back on to post in the singleton draft. He might have missed this because it was further down the page...

Here's a new DS3 line. You use it and now your internet connection is faster than ever. You will soon discover that I stole this expensive hardware from BigBlue, who hunts you down and tortures you to death with feathers when he finds you. I want to rock and roll all night and party every day.

Too bad they don't print a green version of Forbid too...

Secret note to combo drafters that keep taking red burn spells: pick Kaervek's Torch already. It is harder to counter than Disintegrate or Fireball or Blaze or whatever. You guys keep taking other spells that aren't counter-resistant and now you're making ME want to pick it just to laugh at you...

Welcome.

Yeah, I don't think this card will see too much use after the initial interest has died down.

It's no Tradewind Rider. But it might still be viable...

You stumble across a seemingly obvious but previously unrecognized use for Dwarven Pony that makes it the strongest creature in the game. WotC has you assassinated for revealing its greatest secret. I wish to be assassinated.

Good.

I guess I wouldn't mind that, but... Who needs waffles?

Failure

Granted, Oversoul ties you to a chair with a device holding your eyelids open (just like in "A Clockwork Orange") and forces you to watch a screen that shows you every word in the Oxford English Dictionary. One of them is "drave." I wish for the most corruptable wish ever.

Yeah, I think your professor was talking about nuclear fission and not just any splitting of an atom. There are probably much better examples, but the first one I thought of is astronomical. The very stars that often fuse large amounts of material into iron before they go supernova often form...

Granted, but the meteors that come back are very ancient meteors that do not smash things. Instead, they fly around and taunt you--and only you. I wish Ransac knew what a drave REALLY is.

I was tempted to vote for HOUTS, but I resisted. I can see SOMEONE didn't.

Poof. You are Tabasco's mother. I wish to go on a drave.

But what happens when you add water?

Tomatoes