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To make sure that I win Worst Forum Player, I should play a game against Ransac and lose...

^ = You can't see the morning. < = But I can see the light. v = Ride, ride, ride, let it ride.

"In the event that there is something dangerous in there, a rope might not especially help."

After careful review, the IPQB determines that they like Ransac's second plague, but that the goblin turds must be upgraded to the extra-sticky variety.

^ = the Control Nut < = the Combo Freak v = the Beatdown Guy

*Oversoul opens up a portal behind Ransac and tosses a match through the portal just as it closes, lighting all of the butyl mercaptan on fire.*

But there's no award for being a jerk and useless?

Oops. I didn't notice this and was a little busy, but I would have had time last week if I'd remembered. Well, I just sent both draws.

The International Plague Quality Board has deemed Ransac's plagues to be dated and insufficiently sinister. Ransac's first plague will now be replaced with a rainstorm--of butyl mercaptan, the active ingredient in skunk spray.

Yeah. I think this one's a stalemate.

Untap, upkeep, done.

I've never seen Evolution Vat used before, but I'd play it. It would take a lot of mana to make it go really crazy, but once that happens...

That's what I get for looking at the Oracle version of the wording. I don't know why they'd make it less clear than the original (didn't notice the "your" or even think about the whole combat phase thing being in the text, but "bands while attacking is pretty impossible to misinterpret). In that...

He can take my place. I'm slightly busy anyway now that school's started again and even optimally I could only kill two of you, which doesn't work very well in a four/five-way game...

Squirrel Prison is an awesome deck. Excellent choice for a first thread necromancy.

My Battering Ram also has banding. While I like your suggestions, I think I'll actually go with a slightly different distribution: 1 to the Sage of Lat-Nam, 1 to the Priest of Yawgmoth, 3 to the Yotian Soldier, and 2 to the Grapeshot Catapult.

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I like it!

I really don't have much experience with this set, which I find a bit unfortunate because I love Ice Age and Alliances, despite the massive amount of crappy cards in Ice Age... The first card that came to mind was actually Dark Depths. Not sure if it's because Dark Depths was the first card...

I nominate Spiderman.